2013 in Australian television

The A~Z of TV SHOWS on Australian TV 

A work in progress, updated on a regular basis (started on the 1st January 2014)

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A Current Affair official website ~

A CURRENT AFFAiR (Nine) An Australian current affairs program (aka ACA) airing weeknights at 7pm on the Nine Network. A Current Affair is presented by Tracy Grimshaw, and was first broadcast on the 22nd November 1971, with Mike Willesee on GTV-9. In the early days Paul Hogan had a comic social commentary segment on the show. [Australia | current affairs] Official website: A Current Affair official website ~ |  | YouTube video: Tracy Grimshaw’s Message to Cyber Bullies ~ Chrissie Swan was the target of online abuse. In this editorial, Tracy Grimshaw from A Current Affair takes a stand against online bullies….

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ADAM HiLLS: The LAST LEG (ABC1) Join award-winner Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker to take a look at the weird and wonderful talking points of the week, live in front of a studio audience | Episodes: Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games with Micky Flanagan & Clare Balding | Tinie Tempah & Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards [Australia | comedy]


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ADbc on the SBS website ~

ADBC (SBS) An Australian television comedy history quiz show hosted by Sam Pang, first broadcast on SBS One in 2009. There are 2 teams of 2 contestants, the AD team and the bc team. Each team consists of an academic and a celebrity working together to win the game. ADbc is full of facts, games that inspire some intelligent discussion and silly behaviour. Sam Pang is a presenter, writer, broadcaster and producer. Regular panellists: Meshel Laurie | Tony Martin | Alice Pung (writer) | Dr Andrea Rizzi (Melbourne University) | Professor Graeme Davison (Monash University) |. Guests: Matt Preston | Kate Langbroek | Judith Lucy | Graeme Blundell | Celia Pacquola | Angus Sampson | Santo Cilauro | Merrick Watts | Andrew Rule | George McEncroe | Website: | YouTube video: Tony Martin on ADbc…

A DREAM HOME ABROAD (Gem) British families buy a run-down property in a foreign country and spend a year doing renovations and restoration work to make it their perfect home.  Presented by George Clarke | Episodes: The Rolfs (Spain) | [UK | Lifestyle]

Adventures in Rainbow Country (Gem) The Town That Died | Panic in the Bush

The Adventures of Abney & Teal (ABC)



AFTERNOON LiVE (ABC24) Kim Landers tracks the news of the day with discussion, interviews, breaking news and the latest on federal politics from Canberra. Viewers can contribute on stories via social media and email. [Australia | news]

Aircrash Confidential (Gem) A documentary exploring the roles that mistakes by pilots have played in aviation disasters. It asks whether measures taken by airlines to eliminate human error have gone too far. [reality]

Air Crash Investigation (7Two) Frozen in Flight | Alarming Silence | Cleared for Disaster ~ The pilots of Flight 1493 configure the 737 for landing, and although they repeatedly radio the tower for instructions, their calls go unanswered. They finally get clearance just moments before landing, but within seconds of touching down, the aircraft erupts in flames and crashes into an abandoned brick building. Can investigators determine what went wrong? [Canada | documentary]

Al Jazeera News Hour (ABC24 & SBS)

The Alki Stevens Show (C31)

All 4 ADVENTURE (7Two) Join adventurers Jase and Simon on a rugged expedition of discovery across the top of Australia. In this episode, the boys head to the Lost City and Lorella Springs in NT [Australia]

The Allan Border Medal (Gem) Join us for highlights from cricket’s night of nights. After a dream summer for the Australian squad, who will take out the prestigious Allan Border Medal and carry the title of Australia’s best cricketer? [Australia | sport | cricket]

Almost Naked Animals (ABC3)

The Amazing Race ( 7 ) (2001) [USA reality / real-life elimination game show]

America’s Court with Judge Ross (7Two)

America’s Game (ONE)

America’s Hardest Prisons (7Mate)
America’s Stoned Kids (SBS2) In November last year the American state of Colorado voted to legalise the recreational use of cannabis. It is the most radical experiment in drugs policy for generations and the world will be looking to see what happens, particularly to drug use amongst teenagers. In this hour long documentary for This World, clinical psychologist and addiction expert Professor John Marsden heads to Denver, the state capital, to assess the likely impact of legalisation on a country already suffering an epidemic of teenage marijuana use and the effect that marijuana is already having on their lives. [UK | doco | Drug use/references]
America in Primetime (SBS1) [USA |doco]
AMERiCAN DAD! (7Mate) Lincoln Lovers | Dungeons and Wagons | Iced, Iced Babies | A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial |Black Mystery Month | Joint Custody | Vacation Goo | Meter Made | Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie’s Gold | The 42-Year-Old Virgin | Surro-Gate | Frannie 911  [comedy | cartoon]
American Digger (One) [USA]
American Horror Story (11) [USA | horror]
AMERiCAN iDOL (11) American Idol is back for its 13th season and is set to be the biggest yet! Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, the hopeful idols will sing in front of a judging panel consisting of Harry Connick Jr, Jennifer Lopez and Keith Urban.
American Ninja Warrior (SBS2)
American Pickers (7Mate) Cast: Mike Wolfe, Frank Fritz [USA | reality]
American Restoration (7Mate) Wheel and Deal ~ Rick takes the restoration reins after a horsedrawn fuel delivery wagon from the early 1900s trots into the shop. Will it be safe travels on this galloping gas tank? | King of Signs | Close Shave |Batter Up ~It’s batter up when a 1940s baseball batting game flies into the shop. Can Rick hit this American pastime out of the park, or will a curve-ball send him back to the bench? | Treats & Feet / The Pick, the Pawn and the Polish ~ Rick battles a brain freeze when a 1940s Good Humor bicycle pedals into the shop. Later, a client brings in a 1920s Atwater Kent art-deco radio. Meanwhile, when a couple of American pickers and a prominent Vegas pawn star show up you know it’s going to be a crazy event. What will they bring in for Rick and the team? [USA | doco]
American Stuffers (7Mate)
An Idiot Abroad (One) Brazil | Peru (2010) [UK travel | comedy ]

An Idiot Abroad – The Short Way Round (One)

Pilkington and Davis continue in Marco Polo’s footsteps by traveling to India. In Mumbai, they visit a laughter yoga gathering, and participate in a Bollywood film called Chingari.  Cast: Karl Pilkington, Warwick Davis, Ricky Gervais [UK | travel]

AN ORiGiNAL DUCKUMENTARY (SBS1) They belong to a cast of characters more than 120 species strong, and they make their entrance decked out in feathers shimmering with a rainbow of iridescence. Buffleheads, Canvasbacks, Redheads, Pintails, Goldeneyes and Ruddies – they all play their parts, but the star of this show is the spectacular Wood Duck, whose dramatic and brightly-coloured good looks would be the envy of any matinee idol. Sit back and enjoy the ride as Mr. and Mrs. Wood Duck meet, mate, and raise a family of the some of the cutest and most courageous little ducklings you’re ever likely to see. Narrated by Emmy Award-winning actor Paul Giamatti. [UK | documentary]

Anime Hour (C31)

Annie Leibovitz In Conversation (ABC1) Virginia Trioli chats with world renowned photographer and chronicler of our times, Annie Leibovitz. [UK | 2011 | doco]

A.N.T. Farm (7Mate)(2011) [USA children]

Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway (11)

Anthology of Interest (C31)

ANTHONY BOURDAiN: NO RESERVATiONS (SBS1 & Gem) Macau | Sardinia ~ Tony visits the Italian island of Sardinia, and learns about their classic Mediterranean diet which attributes to the Sardinians being amongst the world’s longest living humans.  |  Montana ~ Tony explores the snow-capped mountains, majestic big skies, winding rivers and roaming cattle of Livingston. | Naples | Provence | Brittany  [USA | travel | culture]

Antiques Roadshow (Gem)

APP CENTRAL (7Mate) Join hosts Amber MacArthur and Michael Hainsworth and the team as they share reviews of the latest gadgets and help navigate the tech world. [entertainment]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (SBS2) [USA cartoon]

The Aquabats! Super Show! (ABC)

Arabic News (SBS)

ARCTiC AiR (NiTV) Set in the booming Arctic this drama series follows the adventures of a maverick airline and the unconventional family who run it. The vast terrain and unforgiving climate mean the stakes are sky-high. [Canada | drama]

Around The Campfire (NiTV)

Around the World in 80 Trades (7Two)

Arrested Development (ABC2) (2003) [USA sitcom]

Art At The Interface (NiTV)

Art in Residence (C31) A program for artists and viewers to see how dynamic and alive the art culture is in the hills of the Dandenong’s and surrounds. [Australia | arts & culture]

Art Race (ABC2) Ben sets up a studio in a local factory in Georgia and constructs his masterpiece and then attempts to auction it off to the assembled metal workers. Kenny is in Aspen and has lined up a balloon ride over the Rockies. [UK | reality]

ART STUDiO (C31) Presented by Wayne Clements, learn the basic techniques of painting. [Australia | arts & culture]

Arthur (ABC)

As Time Goes By (ABC1) Cast: Judi Dench [UK | sitcom]

The Ashes: Fifth Test – Australia v England (Nine)

ASYLUM (C31) [Australia | music]

At Home with the Baccalas (C31)

Auction Hunters (Go) [USA lifestyle | renovation]

Aussie Millions Poker (One) From a field of 629 we are down to the final table. Follow the fortunes of those who are vying to become the 2013 Aussie Millions Champion and win the $1.6m first prize. Commentary by Joe Hachem. [Australia | poker]

Australian Fishing Network (C31)
AUSTRALiAN OF The YEAR (ABC1) Stephanie Brantz hosts the Australian of The Year 2014, including the live official announcement by the Prime Minister [2014 | Australia | documentary]
AUSTRALiAN OPEN ( 7 ) [Australia | 2014 | sport | tennis]
AUSTRALiAN STORY (ABC) Ricky Ponting: Suddenly Last Summer | Northam Exposure |  It Takes A Village | Kicking the Habit | Anna Meares: Know Thy Enemy | The Other Side: Blockbuster author Matthew Reilly reveals the story behind the torment which led him to the brink of disaster ~ | The Back Of His Mind: A scientist father working on the other side of the world tries to save the life of his own son after a grim brain tumour diagnosis [AUS doco]
Australia’s Best Houses (7TWO) So what kind of house do you build on a cliffside in Sydney’s prestigious Mosman? Gary explores a home that sits beautifully into this tight slope. Then, go inside a multi million dollar health retreat that is part owned by Hugh Jackman on the Gold Coast, Queensland. [Australia | lifestyle | renovation]
Australia’s Funniest Home Videos (Nine)
Australia’s Heritage: National Treasures (ABC1) Naracoorte Caves: Chris Taylor visits South Australia’s Naracoorte Caves, site of 350,000-year-old fossils which shows how Australia’s wildlife has evolved. [Australia | documentary]
Australia’s Prime Ministers (ABC1) This series profiles Australia’s leaders, featuring career highlights and giving insights into the different eras in which they lead the nation. | Episodes: Edmund Barton [Australia | documentary]
AUSTRALiA WiTH SiMON REEVE (SBS) Simon travels from Darwin across to the remote Cape York Peninsula, and on to the Great Barrier Reef. On the Cape York Peninsula, Simon joins scientists catching deadly box jellyfish, whose venom could prove to have great medicinal value. Then on the Great Barrier Reef he dives in search of the starfish destroying coral, before flying out into the ocean to watch as a huge tanker is expertly guided through the fragile reef. From there he sets off for Kakadu, the largest national park in the world. [UK | documentary]
The Avengers (Gem) Escape in Time: Secret Agent Paxton, while searching an opulent country house, comes across five death masks of the Thyssen family through the ages, all remarkably similar Cast: Patrick Macnee, Diana Rigg [UK | Action | 1967]
Away From Country (NiTV) Jesse Williams: The Monstar | Brendan Williams: Dingo [AUS doco]


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Cari goes WOW on A World of Wonders official website ~

A WORLD OF WONDERS (ABC3) A World of Wonders is a TV series that allows viewers to become armchair travellers as they criss-cross the globe, delighting in its wonders, people, cultures, colours, sounds and flavours. Join intern Cari, Webmaster Sami and former hosts Paula and Vasanth as they give viewers a personal passport to the many awesome sights, sounds and civilizations that make our planet unique.  | Episodes: Towering Over London: Cari travels to England where she tours the famous London Bridge, takes flight on the London Eye and shares fish ‘n’ chips with a new friend. | Spooked in Scotland ~ Cari goes medieval for a tour of Edinburgh Castle, meets a musical family and becomes a “jumper-ooter” on a nightmare ghost walk. Schooled in Africa: Cari attends a class at a local school to learn a little Kiswahili, and then learns all about chimpanzees at a sanctuary. | Rice is Nice: In Indonesia, Cari comes upon magnificent rice terraces and enjoys black rice pudding. She also attends a Balinese dance class and a cooking class. [Canada] Official website: www.aWorldOfWonders.TV & play Globe Quest Game | YouTube video: Koryvantes in a World of Wonders, about the original historic Olympics in Greece…


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B-Daman Crossfire (11)

Babar and the Adventures of Badou (ABC)

The Bachelor (Go)

Bachelor Pad (Go) [USA reality]
The Bachelorette (GO)
Backyard Science (ABC3) No Bunsen burners or laboratories here, this is science for everybody, anywhere. Wherever the kids want to take it; in the garden, in the kitchen or in the shed, this is science by kids for kids! [Children]

Backyard Shorts (NiTV)

BAD EDUCATiON (ABC2) Sex Education (2012) This year, Fraser is determined to prove himself to the schools angry parents. But should he have trusted maverick teacher Alfie to take the sex education class? | Politics:The Abbey Grove School election is firmly underway. Meanwhile Fraser is suspended due to an unfortunate internet incident, which means Pickwell has firmly got her sights on the top job.  [UK sitcom]

Bad Guys Dead Ahead (ABC2)

Bananas in Pyjamas (ABC)

BANG GOES  The THEORY (SBS2) In the series that puts science to the test, Jem Stansfield tries to break a land speed record with the help of a fire extinguisher, a go-kart and a well-oiled spanner. Dallas Campbell enlists the help of Richard Branson in examining the future of oil exploration, and Liz Bonnin meets members of the Forensic Science Service to learn about their work. [UK | science & technology]

BARGAiN HUNT (7Two) London 8 | Swinderby 4 | Wetherby | Lincoln 23 | Derby 1 | Lincoln 19 | Hemswell 30 | Lincoln 20  [UK game show]
The Baron ( 9 ) (1966) [UK adventure]
Bananas in Pyjamas (ABC)
Bare-Faced Cheek (SBS2)
The Bachelorette (Go) [USA | reality | game show]

Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Go)

BBC World News (ABC24)

Bear Grylls’ Wild Weekend (SBS1) With Miranda Hart: Adventurer Bear Grylls takes comedy writer and actress Miranda Hart on a once-in-a-lifetime expedition to the spectacular Swiss Alps. Bear challenges novice Miranda to go far beyond her comfort zone with a series of exhilarating adventures during an intense two-day expedition. Miranda traverses a glacier, crosses crevasses roped to Bear, tackles deep snow in snow shoes and completes a huge boulder scramble. She also faces her greatest fears when she flies in a helicopter and abseils down a waterfall. [reality]

BEAUTiFUL HOMES & GREAT ESTATES (7Two) Beverly Drive Estate | Pelican Crest Estate | Palazzo de Sonye | Brentwood Country Estate  | Shoreline Estate | Paul Williams Estate | White Stallion Estate | Sandy Gallin’s Bel Air Estate | Beverly Hills Sky Villa | Hermosa Beach Estate | Hilgard Estate | Maple Estate (2002) [USA lifestyle]
BECKER (11) Linda Quits | My Boyfriend’s Back | Shovel Off to Buffalo | The Hypocratic Oath The Rumor | All the Rage | Old Yeller | The Roast That Ruined Them | SuperBob | One Wrong Move | The Usual Suspects  [USA sitcom]
Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (ABC1) The race to resurrect Rise Hall to glory is on. Sarah Beeny and Graham Swift have their first couple signed up to be married, but will the venue really be ready on time? [UK | lifestyle | renovation]
BEHiND The FRONT DOOR (SBS) Who has ever wondered about their neighbours and whether they could be a friend rather than a stranger?.. Neighbours often don’t get a chance to learn about each other. This 11-part series lets neighbours take a peek into each other’s homes and lives. [UK doco]
Behind the News (ABC1) News and current affairs for students. [Australia | news]
Being Human (ABC2) Cast: Lenora Crichlow [UK | drama]
Ben and Kate (11)

Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (ABC)

Benidorm Bastards (SBS2)

Bent TV (C31)

Berett’s Tour de Cure ( 7Two )

Bert and Ernie’s Great Adventures  (ABC)

Best Ed (ABC1)

The Best of Landline (ABC24)

Better Homes and Gardens ( 7 )

Better Homes and Gardens Summer ( 7 )

Between the Lines (7Two) [UK | crime]

BEVERLY HiLLS 90210 (11) Cast: Jason Priestley, Shannen Doherty, Jennie Garth, Ian Ziering, Brian Austin Green, Tori Spelling, Luke Perry [USA | drama]
Beyblade Metal Fury (11)

Beywheelz (11)

BENiDORM BASTARDS (SBS2) They’re up to their old tricks again! Seven senior citizens (played by actors) head out into the streets with only one thought in mind – to pull pranks on young people. This is a hidden camera show with a difference: the skits are absurd and hilarious – and the unsuspecting victims haven’t got a clue what hit them. [Belgium | reality | hidden camera]

BHP Billiton Aquatic Super Series (One)

The BiG BANG THEORY (9 & Go) The Big Brain Hypothesis | The Fuzzy Boots Corollary | The Hamburger Postulate | The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition | The Hofstadter Isotope | The Desperation Emanation | The Irish Pub Formulation | The Apology Insufficiency | The 21-second Excitation | The Boyfriend Complexity | The Proton Resurgence | The Panty Pinata Polarization | The Itchy Brain Simulation | The Bon Voyage Reaction | The Lizard-Spock Expansion | The White Asparagus Triangulation | The Vartabedian Conundrum |  The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis | The Killer Robot Instability [USA sitcom]

The BIG C (Gem) [USA | comedy]

BiG FAMiLiES (Gem) Most people stop at two and a few brave families reach three or four, and for some extraordinary families, when it comes to having kids they just keep on going. In this first episode, meet the women who just can’t stop having babies. [reality]

BiG iDEAS (ABC24) We Steal Secrets, Wikileaks Q&A: Andrew Fowler: Assange – a name that sparks disparate opinions. A brief extract of conversation between RN’s Paul Barclay and 4Corners journalist Andrew Fowler after a screening of Alex Gibney’s doco We Steal Secrets -The Story of Wikileaks | Lowy Institute Keynote: Nick Warner on Denis Warner [Australia | current affairs]

BiG iDEAS SAMPLER (ABC1 & ABC24) Presents the best public talks, debates and lectures from Australia and around the world. Jonathan Harris: Make Data Beautiful – Vivid | [Australia | current affairs]

Bigger Better Faster Stronger (SBS2) Shower ~ Showering is a daily chore that uses precious water. In this episode, James Coleman and Greg Page attempt to come up with a power-shower that uses the least amount of water. Using a dangerous combination of electricity and water, Greg comes up with a cloud shower. James takes a different approach and uses a series of petrol-powered water blasters and a dodgy filter system. | BBQ: James Coleman and Greg Page showcase Kiwi ingenuity by remodelling everyday household items to realise their full potential. The only acceptable place for a man to cook is outdoors, so the boys do the unthinkable and redesign the barbecue. Greg unleashes the power of microwaves on his sausages, while James creates a pressure cooker/bomb. | Jug: Who says men can’t multitask? In this episode, James Coleman and Greg Page are challenged to create a machine that will do a household chore and also make a cup of tea. Greg creates a wallpaper remover/tea maker, while James comes up with a hybrid chainsaw that also makes a delicious cup of tea. [science & technology]

The Biggest Loser (One) (2006) [Australian reality]

The BiGGEST LOSER: CHALLENGE AUSTRALiA (10) Episode 1 New Episode Premiere ~ Our trainers Michelle, Shannan and Commando are back for their biggest challenge yet. In this season they tackle obesity in the township of Ararat, which is considered one of Australia’s most overweight communities. [Australia | reality]
BiG iDEAS (ABC24) This program is a screen space for intellectual, political, cultural and economic debate in Australia. Waleed Aly introduces an eclectic and provocative selection of fresh, interesting, challenging and diverse talks and events. | Iraq Retrospective: John Howard – Lowy Institute | My Struggle: Karl Ove Knausgaard – Sydney Writers’ Festival | [Australia | current affairs]
The Bill (7Two) Cast: Andrew Paul, Lisa Geoghan, Graham Cole, Ged Simmons, Mark Wingett [UK drama]
Bill Cunningham New York (ABC1) (2011) Documentary

Bindi’s Bootcamp (ABC3)

Bite Me with Dr. Mike Leahy (SBS1) Australia – Outback | Queensland
Bizou (NiTV) [animation]
The Blacklist ( 7 )

Red demands a deal from Cooper before he’ll agree to stop an anonymous anti-capitalist terrorist network’s next deadly attack. Liz’s dad’s failing health reveals secrets in her past.  Cast:

James Spader, Megan Boone, Diego Klattenhoff, Ryan Eggold, Ilfenesh Hadera, Harry Lennix, Parminder Nagra, Justin Kirk [USA | drama]

The Black Olive (NiTV)
Blackfellas, Bulls And Bucking (NiTV) [Australia]
Blekbala (NiTV) [Aus]

Blinky Bill (ABC)

The Block: Fans v Faves (Nine) [Australia | reality | real-life | gameshow]

Blood, Sweat and Luxuries (ABC2) [UK | doco]

Blue Bloods (Ten) Cast: Tom Selleck, Donnie Wahlberg, Bridget Moynahan, Will Estes, Len Cariou, Amy Carlson, Nicholas Turturro, Sami Gayle, Jennifer Esposito [USA | drama]

Blue Mountains Wonderland (7Two) Scott Lambert explores the Blue Mountains, delving into it’s history, taking part in activities and meeting the celebrities who live there. [doco]

Blue Water High (ABC) The school competition falls on the same day as a Solar Blue function and Matt puts himself on the line to attend both. [Australia | drama]

Bob the Builder (ABC) Ready, Steady, Build!

Body of Proof (7) Cold Blooded
The Bold and the Beautiful (Ten)
Bomb Patrol: Afghanistan (7Mate)
Bones (7) [USA crime]
Boomtown (ABC1)
The Border (7TWO) The Human Stash
The Bottom Line (Gem) General Peter Cosgrove [Australian talk show]
The Border ( 7Two )
Border Security – Australia’s Front Line ( 7 )

Bradford: City of Dreams (SBS) Welcome to Bradford Part 1:

Depressed, decaying and culturally divided. Bradford in Northern England is a city that has come to define the grim-up-north epithet, and with the huge influx of immigrants from Pakistan, it has earned the label “Bradistan.” Throw in two sets of racially motivated riots, and its reputation appears sealed forever. Cue super-cars, sleek restaurants, happening Shisha lounges and Asian multi-millionaires in their early 30s. The look is more Monte-Carlo than Islamabad – except with a few more terraced houses and Yorkshire moors in the background. As well as the largest Muslim population outside of London, Bradford has the youngest and fastest growing population. And the young Bradfordians of today have a very different attitude to their parents: they want to make it big, get rich, and show it off. [UK | documentary]

The BRADY BUNCH (11) Lost Locket, Found Locket |
BRAVE NEW WORLD With STEPHEN HAWKiNG (SBS2) A team of experts showcase breakthroughs in technology and engineering. Mark Evans fuses his brain with a computer in Switzerland, while Kathy Sykes heads to San Francisco to experience the future of transport in a driverless car. In Italy, Jim Al-Khalili comes face to face with a remarkable, baby-like robot called iCub, which learns like a child. Joy Reidenberg discovers the extraordinary exoskeleton that can make the paralysed walk, and Maggie Aderin-Pocock visits one of the world’s biggest telescopes in the Canary Islands. [UK | doco]
The Bridge (SBS1) Denmark drama
Bring It On: In It To Win It (2007) Comedy. Ashley Benson, Cassie Scerbo.
Britain’s Empty Homes (7Two) Keith And June: Jules Hudson helps a couple looking for a home in Brighton and shows them a four-bedroom end-of-terrace property in need of renovation. [UK | lifestyle | renovation]
Broke (C31)

Bubble Guppies (Nine)

BUNK (SBS2) A game show spoof featuring a rotation of comedian contestants performing comedy challenges. This week, host Kurt Braunohler welcomes contestants Dana Gould, Michael Che, and Andy Daly as they attempt to make lower back tattoos more appropriate, break harsh news to children and celebrate some of life’s greatest moments, while competing for absurd and ridiculous prizes. [comedy]

BURNiNG DAYLiGHT (NiTV) Set late one night in a transit zone outside a notorious pub on a Broome-style Karaoke night, a series of scenes unfold expressing friction. [Australia | documentary]

The BURROWERS (SBS) Chris Packham sheds light on the magical underground world of three iconic British creatures – badgers, water voles and rabbits, in one of the biggest natural history experiments ever undertaken. All the burrowers face a new challenge – they must leave their home and learn to survive outside. Will the orphan badger cubs be independent enough to survive in the wild? How will the young water voles cope on their own – just 3 weeks after they were born? The rabbit warren is full to bursting and, never seen before, two female rabbits are sharing a nest with 17 baby rabbits. And for the first time, Chris and his team of experts use 3D mapping to reveal how a wild rabbit warren expands and evolves over time. [UK | animals | documentary]

Bushwhacked (NiTV)

By Any Means (ABC1) [doco]

By The Rapids (NiTV) (2008) [animation]

__________|  C  |__________

CALiFORNiCATiON (11) Hank Moody is a novelist whose obsession with honesty and his self-destructive behaviour – drinks, drugs and sex – are simultaneously destroying and enriching his career |Mad Dogs and Englishmen | The Abby  [USA | comedy]

Casper’s Scare School (ABC1)

Camp Lakebottom (ABC3) [Canada | cartoon]

Can Eating Insects Save The World? (SBS) Presenter Stefan Gates investigates whether eating insects could offer a solution to the global food crisis, and meets people in Thailand and Cambodia who sell and consume bugs for a living. Stefan then participates in insect farming, from stalking grasshoppers at night to catching fiercely biting ants, and hunting one of the most notorious spiders in the world, the tarantula. Stefan asks if the solution is for everyone else to start eating insects too.

Canberra Confidential (ABC24)

Canine Angels (10) [Aus | lifestyle]

Capital Hill (ABC24) Political Editor Lyndal Curtis and the team in Canberra look beyond the spin to discuss politics and policy with key figures from all sides. With analysis of daily events they provide context to help you make informed decisions. [Australia | news]

Cash Cowboys (7Mate) [Canada | 2012 | reality]

CATALYST (ABC) The Chemistry Of Attraction ~ The Chemistry of Attraction ~ do we select our perfect partner by their odour? Catalyst invited 100 young people to a Pheromone Party. But will pheromones trump looks and personality?..  |  Custom Universe ~ Special on the universe, examining some of the ‘Big Questions’, including answers from several of the world’s top astrophysicists. | Tagging great white sharks /  Manufacturing the out-of-body experience / finding the fun in science fundamentals | Derek & Simon at Warrnambool with a team of researchers mapping and revealing for the first time the stunning natural features of Victoria’s sea floor | Graham Phillips looks at what ancient teeth reveal about our dental health and Ruben Meerman sounds out who is really doing the composing – musician or machine. [science & technology]

The Catalina (Go) Bikinis And Break-Ups [USA reality]

CBS This Morning (10) [USA variety]

Charmed (11) [USA drama]

Charlie and Lola (ABC)

The Chase (7) [UK game show]

The Chaser’s War on Everything (7Mate) Cast: Chris Taylor, Julian Morrow, Craig Reucassel, Andrew Hansen, Chas Licciardello [Australia]

Cheating Death (7Mate) Rescue Choppers | Race Car Drivers | Tuna Cowboys | [doco]
The Checkout (ABC2) All the nutritious goodness of an episode of The Checkout jam-packed into a handy snack-sized package. Buy Now Pay Forever |Online Terms & Conditions [variety]

CHEERS (11) Episodes: Rebecca Redux | Where Nobody Knows Your Name | Ma Always Liked You Best | 200th Anniversary Special | Bad Neighbor Sam | Norm and Cliff’s Excellent Adventure | Woody Interruptus | Carla Loves Clavin | Carla Loves Clavin | Pitch It Again, Sam | Pitch It Again, Sam | Home Malone |Cast: Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Nicholas Colasanto, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Woody Harrelson, Kelsey Grammer [USA sitcom]

Chicago Fire ( 7 )

Chimps of the Lost Gorge (Gem) A real-life drama about a family of chimps trapped in a lost world. Living in a deep and ancient forested gorge they have been cut off from the rest of the jungle, leaving them imprisoned for 15 years. [documentary]

Chinese News (SBS)

The City Addicted to Crystal Meth (ABC2) Louis Theroux visits Central Valley, California, home to some of the most impoverished rural towns in America, where crystal-meth addiction is among the most prolific in the USA. [Adult Themes or medical procedures, Drug use/references, Coarse language]

Cities of the Underworld (7Two)Washington DC: Seat of Power |[USA | historical]
Citizen Khan (7Two) [UK | comedy]

The Choice (11)

Chubby Chasers (SBS2)

Chris Humfrey’s Wild Life (ABC3) Zoologist Chris Humfrey and his family live in country Victoria with more than 2000 animals to care for. It’s their private zoo where human and animal sagas unfold on a daily basis [documentary]

CJ the DJ (ABC3) [Australia | animation]

Clarke & Dawe (ABC1) Join satirical duo John Clarke and Bryan Dawe for their irreverent take on the week’s news headlines. [Australia]

Creek to Coast (7Two)

Criss Angel Mindfreak (Go) [USA entertainment]

The Crust (ABC3) Pizza Punishment

Classic Restos (C31)

Coastal Kitchen (7Two)

Coastwatch (7Two)

Coastwatch Oz ( 7 ) [Australia | reality]

The Code (SBS2) Prediction Final

COLLECTORS (ABC1) Geelong ~ Heidi Wane knows no bounds when collecting red glass objects; Johann Mayer collects mannequins, dress shop dummies and wire busts; and Felix the Cat devotees find their collection just keeps on growing [Australia | lifestlyle | leisure]

COLOUR iN YOUR LiFE (4ME) Lucy McCann | Barry McCann [Australia | art]

Colour Theory (NiTV) Jake Nash | Warwick Thornton

Come Date With Me (10) [Australia | reality]

Conspiracy 365 (ABC3)

Contrary Warrior (NiTV))

The Comic Box (C31)

Compass (ABC24) Whatever Happened To The Orange People? |  Life’s Big Questions: Cheryl Kernot
Confessions of a Sex Addict (ABC2)
Confessions of a Wedding Planner (ABC2) Sikh / Ukraine [UK doco]
Community (Go) (2009) [USA comedy]
COMPASS (ABC1 & ABC24) Life’s Big Questions: Warwick Thornton  |Whatever Happened To The Hare Krishnas? ~ Compass revisits religious and social movements in Australia’s recent past. The Hare Krishnas arrived in the West in the 1960s at the height of the youth revolution. So, who joined the Hares and why? And, where are they now? [Australia | documentary]
Coppers (SBS1) Territorial Support Group
COPS (One) Take to the streets to witness real police in action as they confront the crime gripping America’s cities and comfort the victims of violence. [USA | reality] 
Cops: Adults Only (One) This series documents the personal and professional lives of the police officers enforcing the troubled streets of America. [USA | reality]

Coronation Street (7Two)

Couch Time (11) Kick back with Labby and Stav as they present television’s greatest comedy hits. Including trivia, competitions and guest interviews, it’s like drive-time radio – for your TV. [Australia | variety]


Court Up North (ABC24)

Crack House USA (ABC)

Crash Investigation Unit (7Two) [Australia | reality]

The Cricket Show (Nine)

Criminal Minds ( 7 )

Criss Angel Mindfreak (Go) [USA | entertainment | magic]

Croatian News (SBS2)

Crownies (ABC2) Cast: Indiana Evans, Hamish Michael, Ella Scott Lynch [Australia | drama | coarse language | sexual references|sex scenes | violence] 

CSi: Crime Scene Investigation (Nine) Cast: Ted Danson, George Eads, Paul Guilfoyle, Jorja Fox, Eric Szmanda [USA | crime]
Cult (Go) [USA | drama]

The Cult ( 7 ) Cast:

Danielle Cormack, Latham Gaines, Gareth Reeves, Kate Elliott, Renato Bartolomei, Scott Wills, Sara Wiseman, Rachel Nash, Lisa Chappell, Andrew Grainger, Chelsie Preston-Crayford, Errol Shand, Bodelle de Ronde, Dwayne Cameron [New Zealand | thriller]

Customs (Gem) The UK’s borders are large and it’s Customs job to sift out the drug traffickers, people smugglers and international terrorists before they hit the streets. [UK | reality]

CYBERSHACK (Nine) Showcases all the latest gadgets and gaming technology. Join hosts Jessica Smith, Anthony Slater and Charlie Brown as Australia’s longest running tech show brings you the latest technology, special guests, competitions and more. [Australia | science | technology]

__________|  D  |__________

Dakar Rally Daily Highlights (SBS1) (2014)


DALLAS (Nine) Cast: Josh Henderson, Jesse Metcalfe, Jordana Brewster, Julie Gonzalo [USA | drama]

Dalziel and Pascoe (ABC1)

Dance Academy (ABC3) [Australia | drama]

Dancing on Ice (11)

Daniel Tiger’s Neighbourhood (ABC)

Danger Man (Gem) [UK B&W thriller]
Dangerous Drives (One) A series that puts viewers in the passenger seat, riding shotgun with drivers who have the most dangerous jobs in the world [USA | reality]

Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men (7Mate)

David Jeremiah (7TWO)

David Starkey’s Music and Monarchy (SBS1) Crown And Choir | Revolutions [UK doco series]
The Davis Cup [7two]

Deadliest Warrior (7Mate)

Death in Paradise (ABC1) [UK crime]

Dead Gorgeous (ABC3) Three sisters Rebecca, Sophie and Hazel return after their untimely death, 150 years ago. They are given a second chance at life as “living ghosts”. Cast: Melissa Howard, Poppy Lee Friar, Alexandra Coppinger [UK]

Deadly 60 (ABC) Australia 1 | Alaska | Aligator Gar | Cottonmouth | Snapping Turtle | Deadly 60 is about Steve Backshall’s hunt for the 60 most deadly creatures. [UK | doco]

Deal Or No Deal (7)
Defining Moments (NiTV)
Deltora Quest (ABC3)
Derren Brown: Enigma (SBS2)
Departures (SBS2) Canada – Ocean To Ocean
Desert Seas (9)
Desperate Measures (NiTV)
Detentionaire (ABC3)
Destination Flavour Bitesize (SBS) Japan bitesize: Some of the best moments and recipes from Adam Liaw’s culinary and cultural journey through Japan. [Australia | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]
Destination Melbourne (C31)
Dex Hamilton: Alien Entomologist (ABC3) [Canada | anmation]

Dirtgirlworld (ABC)

Disorderly Conduct Caught on Tape (7mate) [Reality]

Dive Olly Dive! (7Two) [Australia | animation]

Doc McStuffins (7) [USA | children]
Doc Martin (7Two)
The DOCTORS (10)Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering viewers’ questions. [USA | talk show]
Dollars with Sense (C31)
The Dolphins of Shark Bay (ABC1) New insights into the lives of wild dolphins living in the shark-infested waters of Western Australia’s spectacular Shark Bay [Australia | nature]

DOMESTiC BLiTZ (Gem)  A feel good lifestyle renovation series combining house and garden makeovers, in only 48 hours, with personal style overhauls for deserving Australian heroes. 

Hosted by Scott Cam, Shelly Craft and featuring Richard Reid, Matt Lacey, Romy Alwill with apprentice Erik Naumann.

 [Australian lifestyle | renovation]

Don’t Tell My Mother (SBS2) With its history of gang violence and political instability, the Democratic Republic of Congo is a risky place to travel. In the capital city of Kinshasa, Diego Bunuel visits a nuclear power plant, where a single guard and a padlock are all that separate him from the nuclear reactor. While visiting the stadium where boxer Muhammad Ali famously fought, Diego meets female Congolese boxers who are hoping to fight their way out of poverty [travel]
Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 (11) Cast: James Van Der Beek, Krysten Ritter, Dreama Walker, Liza Lapira, Eric Andre, Michael Blaiklock [USA | comedy]
Doomsday (2008) They called it “the war to end all wars”. But WWI turned out to be only the beginning of the most murderous 30 years in living history. On the battlefields of Flanders and northern France, the seed was sown for the murderous excesses of WWII [UK | documentary]

Dorothy the Dinosaur (ABC)

Dora the Explorer (9)

Downton Abbey (7Two) Cast: Hugh Bonneville, Jessica Brown Findlay, Laura Carmichael, Jim Carter, Brendan Coyle, Michelle Dockery, Siobhan Finneran, Joanne Froggatt, THOMAS HOWES, Rob James-Collier, Phyllis Logan, Elizabeth McGovern, Sophie McShera, Lesley Nicol, Amy Nuttall, Maggie Smith, Dan Stevens, Penelope Wilton [UK | 2012 | drama]

Downsize Me (7Two) [UK | doco]

The DR. OZ SHOW ( 7 ) The Controversial Healer |  Supercharge Your Body! | The Top Cancer Fighting Foods Dr. Oz Wants On Your Grocery List | Could Your Marriage Survive: How Likely Is Your Spouse To Cheat | Burn Fat Faster: 5 Fastest Fat Burners | Quick Fixes To Prevent The Diseases You Fear Most | Dr. Oz’s Most Extreme Experiments Ever | When Are You Too Old to Have a Baby? | Dr. Oz’s Buddy Plan For Weight Loss [USA]

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

DRAGONS’ DEN (ABC) 2009 episode: Opportunities facing the fearsome Dragons include; a theatre production show, a shower hear, baby clothes for the carer, ready-to-go-meals and much more [UK reality / real-life]. 

Draquila – Berlusconi’s Empire (SBS)Satirist Sabina Guzzanti examines the aftermath of the April 2009 earthquake that devastated the historic city of L’Aquila. She claims the disaster was cynically used by Silvio Berlusconi to prop up his sagging popularity and reposition himself as a national and world leader. The earthquake itself killed more than 300 people and left the majority of the city’s residents homeless. One year on, the city is a ghost town, guarded by soldiers and off-limits to all. [documentary | Nudity]

Dream Car Garage (7Mate) This motoring series showcases the latest exotic cars, performs test drives and shows vintage collectables from museums and the rich and famous. [Canada | doco]

Dream Build (ABC1) The re-design of a 1940s family house in Sydney’s historic suburb of Castlecrag, including recycling much of the original, creates a new home full of memories perfect for a family with four children. [Australia | lifestyle | renovation]

Drive It! (C31) Keep in touch with the latest auto news from Germany and Europe, the latest models out for a test drive, and head-to-head with competitors. [lifestyle]

Driving Wars (One)

DR. PHiL (10) Self-help, interpersonal communication skills and relationship problem solving with Dr Phil. Join him as he takes aim at the critical issues of our time, including bullying, drug abuse, domestic violence, depression, child abuse, suicide and other various forms of severe mental illness. | Episodes: My Husband, My Boyfriend, My Big Decision | Dad’s Wife is Ruining Our Life New Episode | Abandoned By Their Mother: Reunion After Math |Baby Veronica Returns | My Mother Chose Her Catfish Over Her Family | Love Scams: Why Did My Online Girlfriend Fake Her Death and Send Me Human Ashes? | A Husband Obsessed: A Wife Accused New Episode | From Housewive to Secret Sex Life | A Sister Intervention: The Boyfriend’s Sordid Past  [USA talk show] 

Driven to Extremes (One) This program is the ultimate driving challenge, pitting Hollywood actors, Adrien Brody, Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill with motorsport racers, Mika Salo and Neil Hodgson against some of the most hostile places on the planet | Jungle Road [UK]

Driving Wars (One)

Drugs Live: The Ecstasy Trial (SBS2)

The Drum (ABC3) [Australia | current affairs]

DUMB, DRUNK and RACiST (ABC2)Journalist Joe Hildebrand takes four Indians on an Australian road trip to examine our most negative stereotypes. In this episode they dive head first into Australia’s multicultural melting pot. [Australia |2011 |doco]

Dutch News (SBS2)

Dynamo: Magician Impossible (7)

__________|  E  |__________


Eames: The Architect And The Painter (SBS)

Eastbound & Down (7Mate) Cast: Danny McBride, Steve Little, Ana de la Reguera [USA | comedy]

East of Everything (ABC1)

Economy Gastronomy (7TWO) The Melrose Raes

Edgar & Ellen (ABC1)

The Edible Garden ( 7Two ) Salad ~ Alys weaves salad crops through the flower borders of her small urban garden. While it grows, she forages in ‘the wild larder’ to create lime-leaf salad and home brewed nettle beer. {LIFESTYLE/COOKING/FOOD/WINE | ENGLISH | 2010]

Eggheads (ABC1) Challengers must pit their skills against the Eggheads – a panel comprised of former TV quiz show winners – in this general knowledge game show [UK]

Eliot Kid (ABC1)

The ELLEN DeGENERES SHOW ( Nine) Emmy Award-winning comedian, writer, author, actor and television pioneer Ellen DeGeneres delivers her unique brand of humour to daytime talk, fresh from the satellite. See a dazzling array of celebrity interviews, eclectic mix of musical performances, and ordinary people with extraordinary stories and talents. Ellen’s show creates a fun and unpredictable alternative in daytime television, with a fresh look at the world according to Ellen. Guests: Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Kym Whitley |  Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban & Harry Connick Jr. | Joel Mchale and Ellie Kemper  |  Jesse Tyler Ferguson | DJ Chris Harrison & Jessica Bassett | celebrity Chef Wolfgang Puck  [USA | talk show] official website:

Elmo’s World (ABC)

Embarrassing Bodies ( 9 )

Embarrassing Bodies: Kids (Gem) [UK reality / real-life]

Enemy, My Friend (SBS1) [UK | doco]

Engineering Connections (7Mate)Taipei Tower | Deep Space Observer | Wembley Stadium | HMS Illustrious

Entertainment Tonight (11)

Erky Perky (ABC3) [animation}

Escape From Scorpion Island

ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY (7TWO) Nottinghamshire | North Wales | Cotswolds | Devon | Chilterns | Hampshire | Sussex | Somerset [UK]

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND (11) The Mentor | The Home | Not So Fast | Not So Fast | Angry Sex |  P.T. & A | Ally’s F | Boys’ Therapy | A Date for Peter | Favors | The Faux Pas | Tasteless Frank | Sister-In-Law | The Power of No | Sister-In-Law | Pat’s Secret | Pilot | The Game | Recovering Pessimist | The Dog  | The Game | Neighbors | Debra’s Sick | Who’s Handsome? | The Children’s Book [USA sitcom]

Everyday Gourmet with Justine Schofield (10)

Explore Canada (Gem)

Explore Europe (Gem)

EXPLORE JAPAN (Nine) Kim and Trevor explore fascinating Japan. From the hustle and bustle of Tokyo to the picturesque country side of Wakayama and Okinawa, come on a journey through world heritage sites, delicious cuisine and some of the best diving in the world. [travel]


Extreme Engineering (7Mate) Container Ships | iceland Tunnel | Oakland Bay Bridge | Millau Viaduct

Extreme ER (SBS1) Dr Kevin Fong investigates some of the world’s most dangerous, diverse and demanding emergency medicine environments to uncover the science of saving lives. In this episode, Kevin joins up with the specialist trauma team from King’s College Hospital and sees how they cope with London’s most extreme medical emergencies, from gunshot wounds, to kids with suspected spinal injuries and the victims of a road traffic accident. [UK | documentary]



__________|  F  |__________


The Fabric of the Cosmos (SBS2) The Illusion Of Time ~ In this series, renowned physicist Brian Greene reveals a mind-boggling reality beneath the surface of our everyday world. Brian is going to let you in on a secret: We’ve all been deceived. Our perceptions of time and space have led us astray. Much of what we thought we knew about our universe – that the past has already happened and the future is yet to be, that space is just an empty void, that our universe is the only universe that exists – just might be wrong. [UK | doco]

Fado of a Grown Man (SBS)

Sitting in a tavern, after having lunch with an old friend, a man remembers small stories of a childhood spent in a popular neighbourhood of Lisbon. At the sound of a surreal fado, played by António Zambujo and with original music by João Lucas, several scenes of the past seem to move the man, tormenting him with mixed emotions of grief and joy. [Portugal | short film]

The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II (SBS1)

Falcon (SBS) (2012) [UK drama]

Family Confidential (ABC1) The Furness Jackmans: Deborra-Lee and Hugh Jackman inhabit a world of international celebrity but they are driven by a far more urgent purpose. [Australia | documentary]

FAMiLY GUY (7Mate) Jungle Love | PTV | Brian Goes Back To College | Patriot Games | I Take Thee Quagmire | You May Now Kiss The…Um…Guy…Who Receives | Petergeist | Untitled Griffin Family History [comedy | cartoon]
Fantasy Homes By The Sea (7Two) Cornwall [UK | Lifestyle | renovation]

Fast Forward (One)

A classic TV show of the late ’80s and early ’90s. It showcases some of Australia’s greatest talents and hilarious actors, with many memorable moments. [Australia | comedy]

 Fast Forward Funniest Send-Ups (One)
Father Brown (ABC1) [UK drama]
The Feed (SBS2) Join Marc Fennell, Patrick Abboud, Jeannette Francis and Andy Park as they look back on the best stories of 2013, combining news, topical commentary, pop culture and in-depth features [Australia | news]
Festival of Ideas 2013 (C31) The University of Melbourne presents the wider community on issues of local, national and international importance. 5 key topics: Environments, Food + Nutrition, Families, Brains + Mind and Democracy.
FIFA Futbol Mundial (SBS)
Fifi and the Flowertots (ABC)
Filipino News (SBS)
Filthy Cities (ABC2) Industrial New York [doco]
Fire Talker: The Life & Times of Charlie Perkins (ABC1) Traces the life of Charlie Perkins from his humble beginnings to becoming one of the most influential Indigenous figures in Australia’s modern history. [doco]
Fireman Sam (ABC)
Fish Hooks (7Mate) (2010)[children]
Flash and Dash (Go)
Fleabag Monkeyface (ABC3)
Foodie Planet (SBS2) Destination Morocco ~ Globetrotting French gourmet Julie Andrieu takes a culinary tour to discover the history, culture, food production, and eating habits of some of the most scenic and interesting places on Earth. In this episode, Julie travels to Morocco, home of tagines, spit-roast lamb, savoury pancakes, grilled vegetables, chickpeas, and couscous. Without a doubt, Moroccan cuisine is one of the very best this world has to offer. [France | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]
Food 4 Life (4ME)
Food Safari Italy (SBS)
Football Asia (SBS)
Football Freestyler (SBS2)

Four Corners (ABC1) This Trucking Life: Road carnage ~ long haul truckies say they’re being pushed to the brink by big business and government with lethal results. [Australia | current affairs]

Foyle’s War (ABC1) The Eternity Ring

FRASiER (11) Roe to Perdition | Some Assembly Required | Farewell, Nervosa | Analyzed Kiss | A New Position for Ros | No Sex Please, We’re Skittish | A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia |  The Doctor is Out | High Holidays [USA sitcom]

Freedom Riders [NiTV] The 2011 Young Freedom Ride retraced the steps of Charles Perkins who instigated the 1965 Freedom Ride which was a major event in the struggle for equality. [USA | doco]

Freemasons: The Inside Story (C31)

French News (SBS)

Fresh Meat (11) Cast: Kimberley Nixon, Charlotte Ritchie, Zawe Ashton, Greg McHugh, Joe Thomas, Jack Whitehall, Tony Gardner, Sophie Wu, Jelka van Houten [UK | comedy]

FRiENDS (Gem) Six close friends deal with life, love and sexual tension while living and working in New York. Episodes: The One: ..with the Secret Closet | ..with the Birthing Video | ..where Joey Tells Rachel | ..with the Tea Leaves | Massapequa | ..with Joey’s Interview | with the Baby Shower | ..with the Cooking Class | ..where Rachel is Late | ..with the Pediatrician | ..with the Sharks | ..with Rachel’s Other Sister | ..with Ross’s Inappropriate Song | ..with Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner | ..with the Male Nanny | ..with Rachel’s Other Sister | ..with Rachel’s Phone Number | ..with Christmas in Tulsa | ..Where Rachel’s Sister Babysits | ..with Ross’s Grant | ..with the Home Study | ..with the Late Thanksgiving | ..with the Birth Mother | ..Where Chandler Gets Caught | ..Where the Stripper Cries | ..with Phoebe’s Wedding | with Frank Jr. [USA sitcom] 
Fringe (Go) Black Blotter | Anomaly XB-6783746
Frontiers of Construction (One) Each episode focuses on a single engineering specialty, like blasting, underwater construction, forensic engineering, robotics and virtual engineering. | Episodes: Working High [science & technology]
Frozen Planet (Gem) The Last Frontier
Full Force Nature
FUNNY AS (ABC2) Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (2010) Birmingham ~ Guests including Shappi Khorsandi, Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson | Belfast ~ Guests including Patrick Kielty, Jeff Green, Neil Delamere and Kerry Godliman.[UK comedy].
FUTURAMA (11) The 30% Iron Chef  | Where No Fan Has Gone Before [USA animation]
4WD TV (C31 & 4ME)
48 Hours (Ten & One)
The 43rd Annual Koori Knockout (NiTV)
__________|  G  |__________
G * Wars (SBS2)

Gadget Geeks (7mate)

Colin, Tom and Charles invent a songwriting machine for a band and build a hi-tech golf buggy to help a busy businessman fit in a round before work [UK | Science & technology]


Gasp! (ABC3)
Gator Boys (7Mate) [USA reality / real-life]
GCB (7) Turn The Other Cheek
The Gees (ABC3)
Generator Rex (GO)
Generation War (SBS1) [Germany | war]
The Genie from Down Under (ABC3) [Australia | family]
GENiUS (ABC1) Hairy Bikers And Jane Moore ~ TV food gurus the Hairy Bikers join Dave Gorman to decide which ideas would improve humankind and qualify for ‘Genius’ status. Vanessa Feltz & Richard Herring ~ Dave Gorman is joined by comedian Richard Herring and broadcaster Vanessa Feltz to decide if wild ideas pitched by members of the audience are genius or insane. Chris Addison & Mel Giedroyc ~ Comedians Chris Addison and Mel Giedroyc join Dave Gorman in his relentless pursuit of the genius in our midst. | Noddy Holder And Shappi Khorsandi: Dave Gorman is joined by glam rock legend Noddy Holder and comedian Shappi Khorsandi as they hear the case for another batch of inventions, schemes and policies presented by the public.
German News (SBS)
Getaway ( 9 ) [AUS travel]
Get Ace (11)
Get Smart (One)
Gideon’s Way (Gem) Cast: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson
Girls in Love (ABC3)

The Girl Who Became Three Boys (ABC2)

The chilling story of Gemma Barker, who invented and impersonated three different boys, under whose guises she went on to seduce two teenage girls.

[UK | documentary |Coarse language, Sexual references | sex scenes | 2012]

GLEE (11) Choke [USA comedy]
GLOBAL ViLLAGE (SBS) In El Morro, on the north East Coast of Venezuela, people have made a living for thousands of years by fishing sardines. “If the fish stay away, we are ruined, we hardly any other work oppportunities,” says Luisa Vargas. The 78 year old woman raised seven children on sardines and the families of her 52 grandchildren are also making a living from the sea. But in recent years, the number of fish in their nets has declined sharply and survival conditions have become harsher. For the past eight months, no sardines have appeared anywhere near El Morro, and for every day that goes by without a big catch, the situation gets worse. With Silvio Rivier. | In Latvia there are still places without stores and without public transport to connect the population to the bigger towns. Janis drives to these remote areas and provides people with food and other necessities. Ten years ago he started selling bread, toothpaste and other goods in the countryside. Janis Cukmachs and his red minivan are essential to these people. They rely on him – place orders and ask for the latest news from the city. But travelling to the people is no easy task: with the muddy roads full of chuckholes and a bus, which breaks down regularly, making every journey an adventure. With Silvio Rivier. | In Latvia there are still places without stores and without public transport to connect the population to the bigger towns. Janis drives to these remote areas and provides people with food and other necessities. Ten years ago he started selling bread, toothpaste and other goods in the countryside. Janis Cukmachs and his red minivan are essential to these people. They rely on him – place orders and ask for the latest news from the city. But travelling to the people is no easy task: with the muddy roads full of chuckholes and a bus, which breaks down regularly, making every journey an adventure. With Silvio Rivier. | Hortobagy is a village in the heart of the Puszta plain, an amazing landscape of steppe and wetlands in Eastern Hungary, with a 2000-year heritage of natural and human history. Each year in late spring, Hortobagy hosts the yearly Horsemen Festival. The so-called “Csikos” are the famous riders of the Puszta. Here, horse-riding is an age-old tradition. In this environment of cattle breeders and shepherds, the Csikos families, who have bred horses for centuries, were the country’s aristocracy. In the 1960s, some of them reinvented a riding position called the “Hungarian Post”. Today, it is performed by brave horsemen all over the world. Breeding, selecting and training talented new horses is a full time job for the Csikos of the Puszta. [France | doco]
GLOBE GUiDES (7Two) Wine Trails: France, Italy, Iberia | Iconic Hotels ~ Visit some of the world’s leading and most intriguing iconic hotels | Great Palaces | Relics of the Dead [travel]
Go Girls (NiTV) Do The Right Thing
Go Lingo (NiTV) [AUS game show]
GOiNG BUSH (7Two) Nick Duigan and Andrew Hart look at ways the timber industry in the bush, support thousands of jobs in the city. Plus, take a step back in the time and look at a life spent in the bush. [Australia | doco]
Going Postal (ABC1)
Golf Getaway (One)
Good Chef Bad Chef (10)
Good Evening Melbourne (C31)
Good Luck Charlie (7Two)
Good Morning America ( 9 )
Gourmet Farmer (SBS)
The GRAHAM NORTON SHOW (11)  Christmas Show ~ Julie Walters, Miranda Hart, Len Goodman & Tinie Tempah [UK talk show]

GRAND DESiGNS (ABC1) presented by Kevin McCloud |The House of Straw ~ Lower Holloway, Islington | The Regency Villa: Farnham, Surrey  ~  Perfectionist Helen Saunders and Mark Eisenstadt set out to build their dream Georgian mansion on a plot bought in Farnham, Surrey.  |  The New England Gable House: Sussex Downs ~ Construction of a New England-style kit house bought and designed entirely on the internet. | The Self-Build, Birmingham ~ Through training and specialising in different skills, a multicultural group of people on low or assisted incomes build 11 houses | The Derelict Barns: Devon ~ ecologically-minded couple, Martin Whitlock & Sue Charman, are building an eco technology home with soul out of 2 old barns while living on site in a mobile home. | The Wooden Box: Peterborough | The Water-Works: Whaley, DerbyshireThe Woodsman’s Cottage, Sussex ~ After 10 years living in tents and caravans in a forest in West Sussex, a woodsman has invited volunteers to help him build a sustainable house by hand, from the materials growing around him. | The Victorian Threshing Barn: Surrey ~ Chart the in-depth process of ambitious design projects, from the initial blueprints through the long and arduous task of completion. This episode sees a couple convert a 150-year-old barn into a highly modern living space. | The Violin Factory, Waterloo ~ Louise set up her own architectural practice to build their dream home in inner city Waterloo with her banker husband Milko. |

Customised German Kit House, Surrey: Seasoned self builders David and Greta bring their distinctive taste to the Surrey countryside by building a modern pre-fabricated Huf Haus kit home from Germany | An Idiosyncratic Home, Dorset: Combining their love of travel and eastern cultures, a couple of organic farmers build an idiosyncratic home consisting of a living wing, a bedroom wing and a romantic tower. | Modernist Sugar Cube, Sussex: In a hamlet on the Sussex coast, Tom and Darron wanted to build a dazzling home to share with their two large dogs and art collection. [UK Lifestyle / renovation] 
GRAND TOURS OF SCOTLAND (SBS1) Elemental Beauty | Small Isles: Small Is Beautiful ~ On this Grand Tour Paul sets off from Mallaig to visit a group of islands famed for their unusual names – Rum, Muck and Eigg. Paul meets the real ‘Lord Muck’, visits the dramatic Kinloch Castle on Rum and joins the Eigg’s islanders in a very special celebration of the island’s community buyout. | Lismore And Colonsay: Island Pilgrimage |  The True Spirit Of Scotland ~ Presenter Paul Murton explores the parts of Scotland that have charmed visitors for more than 200 years. Following a network of now forgotten steamer routes, Paul goes in search of the true spirit of Scotland, travelling from loch to loch in Argyll and then out to Islay. As the steamers left the Scottish lochs years ago, Paul has to literally paddle his own canoe to follow the route. |Islands Of The Forth: Fortress Islands Of The Forth ~ Paul Murton explores the islands scattered in the Firth of Forth and discovers their dramatic history of war. | Skye: Against The Odds | Mind Body And Spirit ~ Presenter Paul Murton explores the parts of Scotland that have charmed visitors for more than 200 years. In this episode, Paul goes in search of the stunning landscape of the Highlands. Travelling from the shores of Loch Tay in Perthshire, across the great wilderness of Rannoch Moor, Paul climbs the iconic mountain of Buachaille Etive Mor, before ending his journey in the quaint spa town of Strathpeffer. | Wish You Were Here Final ~ Presenter Paul Murton explores the parts of Scotland that have charmed visitors for more than 200 years. In this episode, Paul traces the rise of the seaside as a workers’ playground. In Victorian times, most tourists came from a tiny social elite. When working people won the right to some free time, most of them went to the seaside. Paul begins his journey in the historic town of St Andrews, hops across the Firth of Forth to North Berwick and ends up in Edinburgh. [UK | travel | doco]
The GREAT AUSTRALiAN DOORSTEP (7Two) Canadian Rockies/Coober Pedy ~ Join Sheree as she heads off on a motor home tagalong tour to Banff, Canada while Spida visits one of Australia’s icons, Coober Pedy. [doco]
The Great Barrier Reef (9)
MY GREAT BiG ADVENTURE (ABC1) Hosted by Kayne Tremills, this series tackles some of the most pressing issues kids face today, such as bullying, stress and family conflict, and highlights the tools they need to work through these issues. | Bullying
The Great British Bake Off (Gem) Puddings
Great South East (7Two)
Greek News From Cyprus (SBS)
Green Lantern: The Animated Series (GO)
Greenfingers (7Two)
Grey’s Anatomy ( 7 )
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids (ABC)
Grounded (NiTV) [AUS]
Guardians of the Wild (7Two)
Guess with Jess (ABC)
A Gurl’s Wurld (ABC3) [Australia]
Gurus Explore Europe (Nine)
Guitar Gods and Masterpieces (C31)Pay homage to the guitar gods. Featuring live performances from local Melbourne guitarists and international legends. [Australia | music]


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The HALLOWMEN (ABC2) Cast: Santo Cilauro, Lachy Hulme, Rob Sitch, Merrick Watts [Australia | comedy]

 Hayley: The 96-Year-Old Schoolgirl (ABC1) Thirteen-year-old Hayley suffers from progeria, a rare syndrome that brings on premature ageing. Hayley’s future looked bleak, however scientists now think it’s possible to reverse the ageing process, bringing fresh hope to Hayley. [UK | documetary]

 Handy Manny (7)(2006)[USA children] 

HAPPY DAYS (11) Little Case of Revenge | Who Gives a Hootenanny? | Going Steady | Since I Don’t Have You | Hello, Pfisters | I Drink, Therefore I Am | Prisoner of Love | Life is More Important Than Show Business | Because it’s There  | The Ballad of Joanie and Chachi | Because it’s There | Where the Guys Are | Welcome Home | Fonzie’s Spots | Kiss Me, Teach [USA sitcom]

Hard Time (ABC2) The largest prison in Georgia absorbs a flood of new inmates, while three prisoners struggle to adapt to the reality of life behind bars. [documentary]

Harmony in Diversity (C31) Multi- and inter- faith program. [religion]

Harry’s Practice (7 & 7Two) Join Dr Harry Cooper and Dr Katrina Warren for everything you need to know about animals [Australia | Lifestyle | Pets]

Hawaii Air Rescue (7Mate) Night Brings Danger

Health – Simply Beautiful (4ME)

Health Quarter (ABC24) Medical reporter Sophie Scott takes a look at the latest issues in health and wellbeing. [Australia | current affairs]

Heaven’s Kitchen At Large (7Two)

Hebburn (ABC2) (2012) [UK comedy].

Hell on Wheels (ABC2)
Hell’s Kitchen (One)

Henare O Keefe: Te Tuatangata (NiTV)

In this moving profile we meet the passionate community worker who, through an extraordinary act of forgiveness, turned a whole community into heroes.

Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (7Mate) (1995)[NZ adventure]
Heston’s Mission Impossible (7) 
High Hopes (SBS) A tale about an inventor couple and their vision of teaching a child to fly. [Finland]
High Tech Rednecks (7Mate) Mud Truck | Top Drive | Party Barge
The HiGH FRUCTOSE ADVENTURES of ANNOYiNG ORANGE (ABC) The Fast And The Fruitious (2012) [USA animation]
Highway Patrol (7)
Highway Thru Hell (ABC2) [Canada | reality]

Hillsong (10)

Hindi News (SBS)

History Hunters (ABC3) Romans [UK | documentary]

Hoarding: Buried Alive (Gem)

Chris and Laurie are hoarders whose habits are destroying their respective relationships and making their homes uninhabitable. [USA | documentary]


The Hoarder Next Door (ABC2) Roddy And Sarah

Home and Away ( 7 )

The HOLLOWMEN (ABC) (2008) Focuses on the workings of an internal think tank set up by the prime minister and charged with developing a long-term policy vision [AUS comedy].

Hollywood Treasure (7Mate)

Home and Away ( 7 ) [Australia | soap opera]

Home Shopping ( 7 )

Homes From Hell (Gem) [UK]

Homes Under the Hammer (7TWO) The real-life drama of an auction and following the planning and building works which could transform buyers’ property into a dream home. | Martin and Lucy visit a Victorian villa in Derby, a flat in South West London and a two bed apartment in Sunderland. | Martin and Lucy visit a house in Swindon, a flat in Neasden, Greater London and revisit a fabulous Manor Farm house near Lincoln. [UK lifestyle]

Homicide: Life on the Street (7Two) [USA | drama]

Hong Kong News (SBS)

HORRiBLE HiSTORiES (ABC3) Based on the books by Terry Deary, this series takes a comic look at some of the most fascinating events and characters from history. [UK comedy]

Horsepower TV (7Mate)

Hot Seat ( 9 ) Who will survive the hot seat? Six contestants go head to head to win the cash. A game of strategy, skill and survival hosted by Eddie McGuire [Australia | game show]

Hot Property (Gem) [Australian lifestyle | renovation]

Hour of Power ( 10 )

House Husbands (Gem) [Australia | Drama]

Housos (SBS) [Australia | comedy]

How Big is the Universe? (SBS) Astronomers and particle physicists have found new ways to probe the cosmos and are creating detailed maps that stretch almost all the way to the birth of time. The observable universe stands revealed as never before, in exquisite plots of size, shape, temperature and composition. This documentary introduces the key scientists who are drawing this new map of the universe. Using an innovative graphic that reveals the scale and wonder of the universe, this program travels from east to west, in to the setting sun and the wheeling cosmos, and all the way to the edge of existence, unlocking some surprising stories. [UK | doco]

HOW EARTH MADE US (ABC) Water ~ Professor Iain Stewart explores our complex relationship with water. Visiting spectacular locations in Iceland, the Middle East and India he looks at how control over water has been central to human existence. | Wind ~ Professor Iain Stewart explores humankind’s turbulent relationship with the wind and details how people have exploited its power through the ages. | Fire ~ The engaging Professor Iain Stewart looks at the paradox of Fire – it’s lethal yet we depend on it completely. It’s been a driving force behind human progress and for all its danger fire is compelling, almost hypnotic. [2009 UK doco]
How I Met Your Mother (7) The Slutty Pumpkin Returns | Disaster Averted [USA comedy]
How to Build (SBS1) Satellite:

With exclusive access to specialist manufacturer Astrium, this program shows step-by-step how to assemble one of the most complicated machines in the world. The engineering team is followed as they construct a massive communication satellite – from the inner carbon-fibre skeleton to the fuel tanks and engines. At the Portsmouth site, the electronic payload is built and then tested. It has to operate for a minimum of 15 years, so precision is everything. [UK | documentary]

Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel (SBS) [documentary]

Humf (ABC)

Hustle (ABC1) [UK crime]

Human Planet (ABC1) Arctic: Life in the Deep Freeze: The temperature is 60 degrees below zero. It is the harshest environment on Earth, yet 4 million people manage to survive in the Arctic. This film follows a year in the human freezer. [UK | documentary]

Hungarian News (SBS2)



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 icam (NiTV)

iCarly (11)

Ice Music: The Sound of the North (SBS1) The world’s only Ice Music Festival is held in Geilo, Norway. All the instruments are created from wild, lake ice, the only sort which can resonate and “sing”, the stage and auditorium are also sculpted from ice and snow. Through a combination of patience and technical prowess, instruments are created which make extraordinary, mystical sounds that reflect the natural landscape in which they were created [UK | arts & culture]

Iconicles (ABC)

If You Are the One (SBS2) Perfect Match
iFiSH (One) [Australian sport | fishing]
I Got a Rocket! (ABC)
I’m Having Their Baby (ABC2) [USA | documentary]
Impractical Jokers (Go) [USA reality]
The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (7two)

The Incredible Mr Goodwin (ABC1)

Indonesian News (SBS2)

I.N.K. Invisible Network Of Kids (ABC3)

iNSiDE EDGE (ABC24) Liz Ellis & Catherine Cox | Ian Chappell & Graeme Watson | Carrie Graf & Natalie Hurst | Robert De Castella & Nadine Hunt (2013) [AUS sport / general]
Inside Ireland (7Two) Follow the All Australian AFL side as they tackle the gaelic footballers on their own turf. [doco]
Inside West Coast Customs (7Mate) Alienware – Alien Takeover ~ A Hummer is known for it’s superior off road performance, but after West Coast Customs is done with it, it will be known as the ultimate PC gamers vehicle at Comic Con [doco]
iNSPECTOR REX (SBS) Wunderkammer [Austria | drama]
In the Flesh (SBS1)

In The Frame (SBS & NiTV)

In the Night Garden (ABC)

In Their Footsteps (Gem)

inuk (NiTV)
Invizimals – Hero of the Alliance (11)
Iron Chef (SBS2)
IRT: Deadliest Roads (7Mate) Freefall Freeway | Facing Fear | Death is a Blind Corner Away | Cut Off! [USA | reality]
iRON CHEF (SBS2) This is not a program for learning how to cook. It is a feverish competition among world-class chefs “with the over-the-top appeal of pro wrestling”. The ingredients are unconventional; the preparations are sheer genius. Iron Chef pushes the boundaries of taste. [Japan | cooking | food | game show]
I Shouldn’t Be Alive (7Two) A Family’s Desert Hell | Left for Dead on the Everest | Christmas Horror ~ Two girls are on a three-day hike in New Zealand when upon returning home, their path is blocked by ice. The girls take a detour and what started as a steep slope quickly becomes a sheer cliff. [USA | documentary]
Is It Real? (7Mate)  Da Vinci Code: A clandestine brotherhood. An enigmatic genius. A forbidden secret. Together they form the plot of Dan Brown’s immensely popular novel The Da Vinci Code  | Bigfoot: Various accounts of ‘Sasquatch’ sightings are reported by residents and visitors in the town of Willow Creek, California. Later, follow investigators on stake-out in the forest of Eastern Texas. | Exorcism: Animals have been observed to exhibit odd behaviour prior to a disaster, from becoming agitated to making a quick dash for safety. Some scientists believe that the animals are sensing physical changes that we simply aren’t able to detect. [USA | documentary]
Isle of Man TT (One) In one of the most challenging and dangerous motorsport events, riders take to narrow, twisting streets, roads and laneways at high speed Episodes: Superbike Race | Supersport Race 1 | Superstock Race | Sidecar Race 2 | 2013 Preview Show [Australia | sport | motorcycle racing]
Is Seeing Believing? (SBS1)

Italy Unpacked (SBS1)

The two very different worlds of British art historian and broadcaster Andrew Graham Dixon and world-renowned Italian chef Giorgio Locatelli collide as they explore the wonders of Northern Italian history, culture, food, art and landscape. Their journey begins in Bologna, the capital of Emilia-Romagna, one of the richest regions in Italy. They find out why the city is known as ‘la Dotta’ (the Learned), ‘la Grassa’ (the Fat) and ‘la Rossa’ (the Red), while visiting its shops, art institutions and the oldest university in the world.Finally, Giorgio reveals the source of modern Italian cuisine at the Palatina Library in Parma, while Andrew admires Correggio’s magnificent fresco in the dome of Parma Cathedral. [UK | lifestyle]


It is Written (7) Things That Matter Most: Which Resurrection? | Mayan Prophecy – The End of Time Surprise [religious]
It’s Academic (7Two) [AUS children game show]
Italian News (SBS)
iTunes International Highlights (Go)
iQ (ABC1) Stephen Fry is joined by guest panellists Alan Davies, Jeremy Clarkson, Sandi Toksvig and Jason Manford | Just the Job | [UK | game show]


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James Martin Digs Deep (7Two) James Martin grows his own produce to provide the freshest and most seasonal ingredients. [lifestyle | gardening]

James Martin’s Brittany (7Two) Pont-Aven ~ It is the Hairy Bikers’ last day with James in Brittany, and the lads prepare a delicious vegetarian risotto and a dish of poached chicken with goat’s cheese salad. [LIFESTYLE/COOKING/FOOD/WINE | UK]

James Spader’s The Blacklist ( 7 )

Jane Austen: The Unseen Portrait? (SBS1)

Japanese News (ABC)

Jeopardy (ABC)

Jerry Hall In Conversation with Virginia Trioli (ABC) [UK 2011)

Jersey Shore (7Mate) [USA | reality]

Jetpack Nation (7Mate)[sport | extreme]

Jibber Jabber (ABC3)

Jonathan Creek (7Two)

The JONATHON ROSS SHOW (ABC1) Jonathan Ross presents an entertaining show featuring comedy, celebrity chat and the latest music. Guests: Jack Dee, Dynamo, Emma Watson & No Doubt [UK | talk show]

Jono: Love Me, Love My Face (ABC2) An inspiring and heart-warming documentary on 25-year-old Jono Lancaster who was born with Treacher Collins, a rare genetic syndrome which has affected the bone structure of his face. [UK]

Joseph Prince: New Creation Church (10)

The Journal  (C31) The latest news from around the world from Deutche Welle [German | news]

Joyce Meyer, Enjoy Everyday Life (Gem) A daily broadcast provided by Joyce Meyer Ministries. Episodes: Thinking Your Way Out of Bondage [USA religion]

Judge Judy (10) Judge Judy holds court as presiding judge. The people are real, the cases are real and the rulings are binding. [USA | reality | law]

The Jungle Book (ABC3)
The Jump-Up Land ( 7Two ) Retraces the 1883 William O’Donnell expedition across some of the most rugged territory in Australia. [Australia | doco]


Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011) Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus. [USA | Documentary]

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Kaeloo (ABC)

Kai Time on the Road (NiTV) [NZ lifestyle]

Kangaroo Dundee (ABC1)

Karlu Karlu: Devils Marbles (ABC1)

Katia Kabanova (SBS1) [France | arts & culture]

Keepers of the Flame (One) [lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]

Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Ironman Series ( 9 ) With a new format designed to really push the Ironmen to their limits, the 2014 series will feature six rounds, all held over three gruelling weekends. Join the world top athletes as they paddle, run and swim for over $400,00 in prize money. [Australia | sport]

KEViN McCLOUD’S MAN MADE HOME (ABC) Off To The Beach (2013 episode) Kevin McCloud returns for a brand new Man Made challenge in the innovative hit series Man Made Home. And this time he’s opting for a sea view, uprooting his cabin in the woods and hitting the beach | Kevin McCloud plans to take his off-grid beach home to a new level with an observation tower three times higher than a double-decker bus | McCloud builds a glass conservatory using old windscreens and airplane windows | A scissor lift is repurposed as a retractable observation tower [UK | doco | 2012 – 2013]

KFC T20 Big Bash League (Ten)

Kids on Speed? (ABC1) The nine-week intervention program begins. But the three experts dedicate two weeks just to assessing the five kids suspected of having ADHD. Making a correct diagnosis is critical – many of these kids have been misdiagnosed in the past. [documentary]

Kids To Coast (NiTV) Kids from the Uluru community visit the coast line to see the ocean for the first time. [doco]

Kid vs Kat (ABC1)

Kill Arman (SBS2)

The Killian Curse (ABC3) [NZ | fantasy]

Kings of Construction (7Mate) Hong Kong Cable Car | Woodrow Wilson Bridge | Gotthard Tunnel | NYC – South Ferry Subway Station
The KiNG OF QUEENS (11) Baker’s Doesn’t | Fresh Brood | Knee Jerk | Present Tense | Sold-Y Locks | Emotional Rollercoaster | Four Play | Brace Yourself | Home Cheapo | Offensive Fowl | Mild Bunch [USA sitcom]

Kioka (ABC)

Klown (SBS1) [Denmark | comedy]

The Koala Brothers (ABC)

Kochie’s Business Builders ( 7 )

Ko Ho Nas (SBS) Faced with a cross cultural mid-life crisis, 46-year-old comedian Simon Palomares is going back to Spain, a country he left when he was 10, to try his hand at comedy in his native tongue and also to take care of some family matters. Together with his friend and guide, Spanish comedian Jorge Segura, he travels around Spain and enters the bloody gladiatorial arena of stand-up comedy. [Australia | documentary]

Korean News (SBS)

Korraiyn (NiTV)

Kung Fu Changed My Life (SBS2)



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The LAKES With RORY McGRATH (SBS1) This heart-warming and addictive series is a real-life soap opera about remarkable and eccentric people and the stunning landscape which defines them.Hawkshead Agricultural Show |Muncaster Castle | Mountain Rescue  [UK | documentary]

LAND GiRLS (ABC1) Drama following the lives and loves of four girls away from home, doing their bit for Britain in the Women’s Land Army [UK | drama]


The Last Sanctuary: Cane Toads in the Kimberley (Nine)

LATE SHOW WiTH DAViD LETTERMAN (Ten) Join the king of late night television, David Letterman, with special guests, his famous Top Ten and lots more. Guests include: Bill Murray and musical guests Eagulls. | Guests: Bill Murray and musical guests Eagulls | Will Arnett and musical guests Broken Bells | George Clooney and musical guest Sting [USA | variety]

The LATE LATE SHOW WiTH CRAiG FERGUSON (11) See American-Scotsman, Craig Ferguson, as he takes late-night comedy to strange new heights! Guests: Patton Oswalt & Hannah New | Television and radio host Larry King and comedy by Henry Cho. |  Jim Parsons [USA talk show] 

Latin American News (SBS2)

Laura Festival 2013 (NiTV) Hopevale – Lockhart ~ Every 2 years thousands of people are drawn to far north Qld to see traditional Aboriginal Dancing. This episode features the Yimbaala Dance Group from Hopevale and the Lockhart River Dancers.

LAVERNE & SHiRLEY (11) The Robbery | The Quiz Show | Chorus Line | Dinner For Four | It’s a Dog’s Life | Shirley and the Older Man |  Shotgun Wedding | Fat City Holiday [USA sitcom]

LazyTown (ABC)

Leading the Way (7TWO)

The League of Super Evil (ABC)

Legends of the South Pacific (7Two) Ben Cropp travels through the scattered and remote islands of Vanuatu and the Solomons, in search of Mitchener’s tales and other legends. [Australia | travel]

Leigh Hart’s Mysterious Planet (ABC2) The Roswell Incident | Bermuda Triangle Final | Loch Ness monster

Leyland Brothers’ World (7TWO)  | [AUS | travel]

LEYLAND BROTHERS’ WORLD (7Two) Mike and Mal Leyland bring you some of their greatest adventures | Episodes: Mike and Mal visit a typical Japanese family and see the spectacular Shinto Rice Festival |  Mike and Mal take a trip to the most southerly coral reef in Australia, Lord Howe Island. |  On the island of Maui and Hawaii, Mike and Mal visit Halakala crater, then back in Australia they see the art of jousting. | On a journey to the Inland Sea, Lake Eyre, Mike and Mal find it is not in its characteristic state but full of water. [Australia | travel]

LiFE (ABC) Reptiles And Amphibians | Insects | Hunters And Hunted [UK | nature]

Life in the Undergrowth (Gem) Taking to the Air: From the stunning aerobatics of hoverflies in an English garden to the mass migration of purple crow butterflies in the valleys of Taiwan, this episode tells the tale of the first animals ever to take to the air. [UK | nature]

Life is Beautiful (SBS2)
Life With Boys (ABC3) [Canada | comedy]
Lights Out (One) Cast: Holt McCallany, Catherine McCormack, Pablo Schreiber, Stacy Keach, Meredith Hagner, Ryann Shane, Lily Pilblad, Billy Brown [USA | drama]
Lilyhammer (SBS2) [Norway]

Little Charley Bear (ABC)

The Little Prince (ABC) The Planet Of Coppelius

Little Princess (ABC)

LiViNG WiTH The AMiSH (SBS1) In this six-part series, the notoriously private Amish community opens its doors to a group of British teenagers. Leaving their mobile phones, Facebook accounts, and partying behind, the six teens head to Ohio and Pennsylvania to see what they can learn from six weeks of hard work and simple living. No Amish community has ever opened up in this way before, and the Amish families taking part in the series hope that it will reveal the advantages of a pure, uncluttered way of life. [UK | documentary]

Life (ABC1) Birds ~ From the Equator to the Poles, birds have found the most ingenious ways to overcome the many challenges of life. Everything revolves around their unique attribute – feathers. [UK | 2009 |doco]

Life Today with James Robison (10) [USA religion]

Life With Boys (ABC3) [Canada | comedy]

Like a Version (ABC2) A popular segment recorded at triple j studios which gives local and international acts a chance to pay homage to their favourite artists by performing a cover of one of their songs. Episodes: Maccabees: Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon |Xavier Rudd: I Need A Dollar |You Me At Six: Paradise [Australia | music]

Live at the Electric (SBS2) Russell Kane hosts TV’s hottest late-night comedy series, featuring an ensemble of the best new acts on the comedy scene. Expect quick-fire sketches, musical comedy and short films from the likes of Two Episodes of Mash, WitTank and Lucy Beaumont. Lothario Antonio tells us how to stimulate a woman’s mind, Film Fizz’s Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and snooty Frenchman Marcel Lucont shares his views on religion [UK | comedy]

Living Black (NiTV) Indigenous stories that matter to all Australians, hosted by Karla Grant. [Australia]

The Looney Tunes Show (Go)

The Loop (11)

The Lore of Love (NiTV) An exploration into the relationship between Jessie, a shy 18-year-old girl and her outgoing and mischievous grandmothers: Mijili, Nancy and Kumanjayi. [Australia | documentary]

Lost and Found (ABC1) Reveals fascinating treasures from one of Australia’s most majestic heritage buildings: The State Library of New South Wales in Sydney. [Australia]

The Lost Sword of the Samurai (SBS1) The Honjo Masamune is perhaps the greatest Japanese sword ever made. A Japanese National Treasure, it is certainly the most famous, because no-one knows where it is. Forged in the 13th century by the great sword smith Masamune it became the ceremonial sword of the ruling Tokugawa shoguns for 250 years. After their fall from power in 1868 the great sword continued to be passed down the generations into the twentieth century, but in the aftermath of the Second World War it disappeared. What could have happened to it? [UK | doco]

LOUiS THEROUX (ABC2) Law and Disorder in Philadelphia ~ Louis Theroux signs up for his most dangerous assignment – patrolling the crime-ridden streets of Philadelphia with the local law enforcement to find out why the crime and violence in the city is so bad.   [UK | doco]

Lumberjacks (One)

Lurujarri Dreaming (NiTV)



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Macedonian News (SBS2)

MAD (Go) S’up | Mouse M.D.  | Kitchen Nightmare Before Christmas | How I Met Your Mummy | Demise of the Planet of the Apes | Celebrity Ape-Prentice | Spy V. Spy Kids | Superhero Millionaire Matchmaker | My Little War Horse |Tonight Show with Jay Lion-O | Real Veal | Celebrity Wife Swamp | Addition: Impossible | New Gill (2010) [USA animation]

The Magaluf Weekender (GO) [UK | reality]

Magical Fresh Ideas (C31) Cambodian children’s program made by kids, for kids! Each week the children collect fresh produce and fruit from the garden and make fun and creative recipes. [Cambodia | children]

The Magic Roundabout (ABC)

Magic Millions ( 9 ) [Aus | Horse racing]

The Making of the Reef (ABC1) Richard Tognetti leads a band of musicians, surfers and cinematographers to the rugged surf coast and desert landscape of northern Western Australia. Their task – to create a new performance piece for the ACO called The Reef.

Mako: Island of Secrets (11) (ABC3)

Male Hookers Uncovered (ABC2) Join Jeff Leach as he takes a fearless look at the world of male escorts. Joining the industry for real, Jeff uncovers some of the dangers that lie in store for sex workers. [UK | documentary]

[Adult Themes or medical procedures, Coarse language, Sexual references/sex scenes]

Maltese News (SBS2)

Mana Mamau (NiTV)

Man Made (7mate) Bugatti Super Car

Maori TV’s Native Affairs (NiTV)

Marine Machines (7Mate) Extreme Depth | Stealth
Maritime Mysteries: Martyred Ships (SBS) Two of the worst maritime disasters of World War II; The sinking of the Lancastria in 1940 off the coast of Brittany with the loss of around 5000 lives, & the French steamer Meknes hit by a German torpedo sailing from Southampton in 1940 sinking in 10 minutes, over 400 men died [France | doco]
M*A*S*H (One) [USA sitcom]

Mass for You at Home (11)

MASTER CLASS iN OiLS (C31) Whether it be for educational purposes, relaxation therapy or just for pleasure, Ken Harris has all the right colours on his palette for a picture of success. [Australia | arts & culture]

Matt Hatter Chronicles (11)

Mass for You at Home (10)

Max Steel (GO) [USA animation]

Maya the Bee (ABC)

Mayday (7Two) Collision Course ~ On the evening of 26 September, 2000, the Greek ferry, Express Samina, was on its normal route between Athens and the island of Paros when it smashed into a huge rock. It took 50 minutes for the ferry to sink into the freezing and dark waters. With more than 500 people onboard, 80 people were lost at sea. The investigation pieces together survivor’s accounts and forensic evidence making a shocking discovery. [documentary]
Media Masterclass (ABC) Laurie Oakes | Rupert Murdoch ~ Thoughts and perspectives on the Australian media – its role, its promise and its future. [doco]
MEDiA WATCH (ABC1) Australia’s forum for media analysis and comment, presented by Paul Barry [Australia | current affairs]
MEGAFACTORiES (One) Swedish Super Car | Learjet | [USA doco]
Meet The Amish (SBS1)

Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (ABC2) Brighton:

Michael McIntyre’s comedy roadshow continues on to Brighton with special guests including Al Murray, Micky Flanagan, Jo Caulfield, and Jon Richardson. [UK | comedy]

MiCHAEL PALiN’S BRAZiL (ABC1) Into Amazonia ~ In the north Michael meets the Yanomami people of the Amazon rainforest, before visiting Henry Ford’s lost new world in the jungle, and seeing the new World Cup stadium taking shape. The Road To Rio ~ Palin goes to the source of Brazil’s economic miracle, the mineral rich state of Minas Gerais, and heads to buzzing Rio de Janiero, host to the next Olympics and World Cup. | Michael encounters the rich diversity of European and Asian cultures that have created a new melting pot in the Deep South of Brazil. He visits picture perfect towns and buzzing Sao Paulo before journey’s end at Iguazu Falls. [2012 UK doco]

Midday Report (ABC1)

The Middle (Go) Forced Family | Halloween IV: The Ghost Story

Midsomer Murders (ABC1) [UK crime]

Mighty Planes (7Two) C-5m Super Galaxy ~

The C-5 Galaxy is one of the largest aircraft in the world. At 247 feet long and over six stories high, this aircraft is the biggest and most powerful plane in the US Air Force fleet. Dover Air Force Base in Delaware is home to 32 of these gigantic weightlifters, and they are constantly working. Mighty Planes will board a C-5M Super Galaxy for a record setting mission into a war zone, documenting the entire process from the initial briefing, to crossing the Atlantic, and finally the perilous descent into Bagram, Afghanistan. The flight crews need to pilot their giant aircraft through some of the most hostile airspace on the planet and execute a dangerous mid-air refueling. And while the C-5 is already the workhouse of Air Mobility Command the fleet is in the midst of a massive upgrade.

Mighty Structures (7mate) Autobahn
M.I. High (ABC3)
Mike the Knight (ABC)
Million Dollar Minute (7)
Mister Maker Comes to Town (ABC)
The MOANiNG OF LiFE (ABC1) Happiness ~ Is happiness something you should actively pursue? Karl meets a Mexican group who get pleasure from pain. Then he gets happy dancing through Los Angeles streets with ‘hip hop clowns’. Kids ~ To try and understand why people have children, Karl attends a traditional fertility festival in Japan and helps out at a natural birthing centre in Bali. Vocation & Money ~ Karl’s never had a career plan, so he meets a genius, get’s a taste of the high life, attempts nude life drawing modelling in Japan, and struts his stuff at a Hollywood fashion show. [UK | comedy | coarse language | sexual references | sex scenes]
Mobbed (11) [Australia]

Models of Achievement (C31)

A ten part documentary series exploring the success and aspirations of 20 people and their professional journeys through their University study experience. [Australia]

Modern Family (10)
Mole Sisters (ABC)
Monster Bug Wars (SBS) Get a ringside seat for some of nature’s deadliest encounters. | Episodes: When Tribes Go to War ~ A combat-ready badge huntsman spider encounters a deadly spider hunting scorpion, it’s a confrontation between two lethal injection systems on legs. Who will survive when a rogue venom-wielding tree centipede takes on a kickboxing balloon-winged katydid with hard-hitting spiny limbs? And when a portia spider and a long-jawed orb weaver meet on a silken high-wire, someone will be played like a fiddle. | Rainforest Rampage ~ A posse of jumping jack ants stumble across a long-legged green-bellied huntsman, it’s a feud with a biting finish. Who will be left standing when a fierce predatory katydid takes on the sharp-eyed green praying mantis? The earwig has huge pincers and hyperactive legs, but can it sidestep a bee-killer assassin bug armed with a mouth like a hypodermic needle? And who will survive when the desert scorpion and desert centipede slug it out in a rocky ring? [documentary]
Monster Moves (SBS) Huge Hovercraft ~ A team of engineers attempts to build and haul a massive, brand new Search and Rescue Hovercraft 9000 miles from Southampton to Sea Island, Vancouver in Canada. The Sea Island Coast Guard deals with hundreds of emergencies every year because of their dangerous tidal waters. Now they need a new type of all-terrain vehicle to cope with this threat and continue to help save lives. Engineers in Southampton, England have the answer. Griffon Hoverwork are at the forefront of hovercraft design and have struck a million dollar deal with the coast guard to supply them with one of their biggest ever – the AP1-88. Now all they need to do is get it there – which proves to be an epic endeavour. [USA | doco]
Monster Nation (7Mate) Four highly skilled, ingenious artisans are under the pressure of a 12 hour clock, designing, constructing and testing machines that are as mind boggling as they are difficult to build [USA | reality]

Monsuno (GO) Knowledge | Appleseeds

The Moodys (ABC1) It’s been 12 months since we last saw the Moody family. Maree and Kevin have sold the house, outraging Sean; Dan and Cora have returned home from the UK, and Uncle Terry is throwing an Australia Day BBQ. [Australia | comedy]

The Morning Show (7)

MORTiFiED (ABC2) Mother In The Nude | The Chosen One | The Talk [Australia | children comedy]
MOTOR MATE (7Mate) French GP | Jaguars At Le Mans: 1954/1955 | Hungary GP | Jaguars At Le Mans: 1956 / 1957 | Best Battles Bikes: Dutch GP | Tour de Corse Rally 1986 | Brazil | 1985 | TT 2008 | 1988 | TT 1995 & Macau 1995 | Champion Sports Racers | Ulster GP 2010 | GP Winners | Cookstown & Ulster 2005 | John Surtees | Ferrari Festival | Juan Manuel Fangio | Planet Max | 1974 – Down to the Last Lap | 200mph Jaguar XJ220 | 1973 – Reign of Stewart | Mitsubishi Lancer Evo Story |  1975 – Niki’s Number 1: Niki Lauda in new Ferrari 312T  | Extreme Trucks, Big Rigs, Heavy Haulers | 1976 – Hunt for the Title | World’s Fastest Race Bikes | 1972 – The Emmo Express |  Champion Kankkunen [motorsport]

Mouk (ABC)

Move It Mobstyle (NiTV)

Move It or Lose It (C31)

Mr. Patterns (NiTV)

Mrs. Brown’s Boys (7Two) [UK | comedy]

Muscle Car (7Mate) Blue Collar Buick Bumpers and Door Handles

Muse of Fire (ABC1)

My Big Fat Fetish (ABC)

MY DAUGHTER THE TEENAGE NUDiST (ABC2) 18 year old Mollie and her teenage friends are dipping their toes into nudism for the first time, much to the consternation of their parents, and student Alex and her friends appear nude online in their Naked Vegan cooking blog (2012) [UK | Lifestyle | Coarse language | Nudity | Sexual references | sex scenes] Online: |

My Family (ABC1) [UK | comedy]

My Goldfish Is Evil (ABC1)

My Kitchen Rules ( 7 ) [Australia | reality | game show]

My Sri Lanka with Peter Kuruvita (SBS1) Acclaimed chef, Peter Kuruvita returns to his ancestral homeland. Peter’s journey starts in the vibrant city of Colombo where he lived as a small boy; personal recollections, childhood memories and old friends then propel him forward on a rare exploration of Sri Lanka’s depth of culture, culinary diversity, and natural splendour. From Colombo, Peter travels extensively across the country, inland to the sacred city of Kandy and Ceylon tea fields then along the coastline from Galle in the south to eventually conclude the series in the previously war-torn Jaffna in the far north. [Australia | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]

MY TATTOO ADDiCTiON (ABC2) This UK documentary gets under the skin of the world of tattoos – meeting the people who do them, the people who have them and discovering what importance they hold in their lives. From silly to shocking, we see it all. (2012) [UK doco: coarse language & nudity]

MYTHBUSTERS (7Mate) MacGyver Special | Sodium Bomb | Makeshift Ultralight | Chicken Gun | Octopus Pregnancy | Killer Washing Machine | Outtakes | Walking Straight | Binary Fender Bender | Buried In Concrete / Daddy Long Legs / Jet Taxi: Will Jamie and Adam find Jimmy Hoffa, who is allegedly buried in concrete? Can the power and force of a 737 launch a taxicab 23m in the air? Is the daddy-long-legs the most venomous spider? [USA]
Mystery 360 (7Two) Bigfoot | UFOs


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Naked City (7Two) [USA | action]

National Press Club Address (ABC24) [Australia | current affairs]

Naturally Sadie (ABC3)

Nature’s Miracle Babies (ABC1)

NBC Today ( 7 )

NBL (Ten)

NED’S HEAD (SBS1) Ned’s Head follows the investigation of a human skull, shrouded in mystery and controversy. It is allegedly the long lost skull of legendary Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, stolen over 30 years ago. The skull was given to a team of Australia’s best forensic scientists at the Victorian Institute of Forensic Medicine who, using state of the art technology, discover the skull’s true identity. The investigation reopens the mystery of what happened to Ned Kelly’s body after he was hanged, and in solving the mystery of Ned’s Head, the team discover much more than the skull’s identity. [documentary]

NEiGHBOURS (10) [Australia | soap opera]

Neighbours at War (7Two) [NZ reality / real-life]

New Girl (11) Cast: Zooey Deschanel, Jake M. Johnson, Max Greenfield, Hannah Simone, Lamorne Morris [USA | Comedy]

New Tricks (ABC1) [UK | crime]

The New Inventors (ABC1) Featuring new ideas on how to let musicians take the lead, bring trolleys under control and easily wrap pallet loads with plastic film for transportation [science | technology]

The New Reclaimers (7Two) [UK | lifestyle | renovation]

New Tricks (ABC1) Dead Man Talking
New Zealand’s Next Top Model (11)


NFL Super Bowl XLVIII (Ten) Denver Broncos v Seatte Seahawks [USA | sport | American football]

NCiS (10)

Nikita (Go) [USA | action]

Nine Afternoon News ( 9 )

Nine’s Early Morning News ( 9 )

Nine News ( 9 )

Nine News Now ( 9 )

Ninja Warrior (SBS2)

NITV on the Road: Saltwater Freshwater (NiTV) Sue Ray: Newcomer to the music industry Queensland performer Sue Ray has risen to acclaim with her debut album about heartbreak and self-discovery. Sue Ray shares her stories and performs [Australia | doco]

Nganampa Anwernekenhe (NiTV) Apekathe | Karli Jalangu: Boomerang Today |

Ngurra (NiTV)

Nice Coloured Girls (NiTV)

The Nine Months That Made You (SBS)

Nine News Sunday ( 9 )

Ninja Warrior (SBS2)

Nitro Circus Live (Go)

NITV News Week in Review (NiTV)

The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (ABC1)

No Kitchen Required (SBS2) Join three top chefs, Michael Psilakis, Madison Cowan and Kayne Raymond, as they prepare dishes from ten very different and remote locations. The three must work with the locals to hunt, forage and collect ingredients for a locally inspired meal. In this episode, the chefs travel to the Caribbean island of Dominica. Equipped with only their knives and secret ingredients of choice, they are warmly welcomed by the Kalinago community. [reality]

No Limits (31) An award-winning community television project that aims to bring the world of disability into people’s living rooms in an informative and entertaining way. [Australia | talk show]

The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency (ABC1) [USA | drama]

NORTH (7Two) Marcus arrives in the Manukau via container ship, and uses a variety of sea vehicles to explore Auckland’s neglected harbour [New Zealand | Travel]

Nowhere Boys (ABC)

NSW Australia Day Address: Ita Buttrose (ABC3)

Nu Country TV (C31)



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Obsessive Compulsive Hoarder (ABC1) [UK | doco]

Ochre and Ink (ABC1) The extraordinary story of Zhou Xiaoping, a Chinese artist in Aboriginal Australia [Australia | arts & culture]

The Octonauts (ABC)

Oh No! It’s An Alien Invasion (AB3) Follow Nate and his rag-tag underground kid resistance group, Super Wicked Extreme Emergency Team (S.W.E.E.T), as they battle it out with aliens from outer space who have kidnapped all the adults and taken over the planet. [animation]

Oh Sit! (Nine) A high-stakes, musical chairs competition, in which 12 thrillseekers race head-to-head through five physically demanding obstacle course-style eliminations as they each compete to claim a chair – all to the sounds of a live band. [USA | game show]
Olympic Winter Games – Sochi Live (Ten & One) [Australia | Sports]

Omnisport (One)

One Born Every Minute USA (SBS)

One Day Series ( 9 ) Australia v England [2014 | sport | cricket]

One Man and His Campervan (SBS) Northumberland ~ Martin’s campervan adventure continues in Northumberland. It’s an early start on Holy Island and he has to beat the tide to join local fishermen Sean and Richard on a quest to pick up fresh lobster for a campervan feast |The Trossachs ~ Martin Dorey, campervan lover and passionate foodie, journeys around Britain in his 1970s classic campervan on the ultimate escapist adventure. In this episode, Martin and his campervan are in the glorious Trossachs National Park. Scottish brown trout is on the menu – that is, if Martin can get to grips with catching one while sitting in an inflatable armchair.
 [UK | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]

One Plus One (ABC24) Each week, Jane Hutcheon and a team of contributors bring you engaging face-to-face conversations with newsmakers, provocative thinkers, personalities, writers and performers from Australia and around the world. Guests: Sally Pearson | Germaine Greer | Dr Karl Kruszelnicki [Australia | current affair]

Oondamooroo: Ernie Dingo (NiTV) A profile of Ernie Dingo, one of Australia’s best loved Aboriginal actors and television personalities. [Australia | biography]

Operation Repo (7Mate) [USA | reality]

Orphan Black (SBS2)

Oscar Pistorius: What Really Happened? (ABC2) A documentary investigating the murder charge faced by champion athlete, Oscar Pistorius. Police say the death of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp was premeditated murder. But Oscar Pistorius says it was an innocent accident. [doco]

Our Footprint (NiTV)

Our Queen (ABC1) [doco]

Ouran High School Host Club (ABC3)

Outback Cafe (NiTV) Mark Olive, aka the ‘Black Olive’, is an Australian Aboriginal chef with a passion to bring the vibrant colours and earthy tastes of ancient outback food to everyone’s dining table. [Australia | cooking | food]

Outback Truckers (7mate) Trucking Hell: Outback legend Steve Grahame is hauling three million worth of power equipment, Danny Watts has a massive dump truck for a mine site, and later, Bluzey and Noelene get ready for a three-day run into the bush. [Australia | reality | real-life]

Out of the Blue (7Two) San Remo special | [Australia | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]

Outback Truckers (7Mate)

Oz and Hugh Raise the Bar (SBS) In the final part of Oz and Hugh’s journey across the British Isles, their pub grand opening is looming. They head to Wales to feed beer to some boozing bovines, risk life and limb convincing local rugby lads to swap their lager for Welsh wine, and seek inspiration from one of the most bizarre pubs in the country. Armed with their beverages from across the nation, whose drinks will the locals prefer? [UK | lifestyle | cooking | fooe | wine]

1000 Ways To Die (7Mate)


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Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures (11) [USA | animation]

Pacifica: Tales From The South Seas (NiTV)

Pair of Kings (7Mate) Cast: Mitchel Musso, Doc Shaw, Kelsey Chow, Ryan Ochoa, Geno Segers [comedy]

The Paradise (ABC1)

Paradises of the Pacific (7TWO)

Parallax (ABC3) [Australia | children]

Parenthood ( 7 ) Cast: Peter Krause, Lauren Graham, Dax Shepard, Monica Potter, Erika Christensen, Sam Jaeger, Mae Whitman, Craig T. Nelson, Bonnie Bedelia, Max Burkholder [USA]

Paris: The Luminous Years (SBS) Paris was the centre of artistic and cultural life from the dawn of the 20th century up to the start of World War II. This series explores how and why emigre artists from around the world flocked to the city to interact and ply their trade. From Picasso and cubism through to surrealism, Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, James Joyce, Josephine Baker and the jazz era, the program follows the major trends and modernist movements of the time [UK/USA | doco | art]

Parks and Recreation ( 7 ) [USA | comedy]

Partners ( 9 )[USA comedy]

Pat Callinan’s 4×4 Adventures (10)

Pawn Stars (7Mate) A Shot And A Shave / Hot Air Buffon ~ Rick is offered some of the craziest items ever to enter the store, everything from a pricey patchwork quilt made from celebrity autographs to an 1845 Harpers Ferry musket, one with a vintage surprise. A scientist selling ATM receipts from the South Pole and a barber’s chair straight from Sweeney Todd are also on offer. As the guys find out, nothing’s quite what it seems. | Wise Guys / Bikes and Blades | Rick’s Bad Day ~ The Pawn Stars have an opportunity to buy a theatre playbill from the night that Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. But first they’ll have to determine its authenticity. Then Corey and Chum meet a modern day renaissance man and buy his pair of Halbert spears. But before they can put their tights on, the Old Man suspects there may be more there than meets the eye. And later, Rick takes a gamble on an elegant, perpetual motion clock that he hopes will stand the test of time. [USA | reality]

Pc_tv (C31)

PEEP SHOW (ABC2) Welcome to the private world of two very ordinary weirdos. Peep Show is a narrative comedy series seen through the eyes of the core characters. And in another inventive twist, each character’s inner thoughts can be heard (2003) [UK comedy].

Penelope (ABC)

The Penguin King (10)

Peppa Pig (ABC)

The People’s Cookbook (7Two) Explore the origin of beloved dishes that have shaped the tastebuds of Britain in the 21st century

The People’s Court (Gem)The original reality court-based drama features confident, sassy and empathetic judge and prosecutor Marilyn Milian as she decides actual small claims court cases. [USA | crime]

The People’s Supermarket (ABC1) UK doco

Persons Of Interest (SBS1) [Australia | drama]

Pet Superstars (ABC2)

The Phone (SBS2) In this hectic reality series, two participants are plucked right off the street to take part in a game. The two contestants are the first to answer one of two ringing phones placed in separate locations. Once they answer the phone, they are asked if they would like the chance to win a substantial amount of money. If they accept, they will need to complete five assignments for a chance to win the cash [The Netherlands | reality]

PiMP MY RiDE (7Mate) Dante’s 1976 Ford Econoline Ice Cream Truck | Limo | Celica | Cristi’s 1957 Chevy Penal Truck | Ellyn’s 1996 Ford Contour | 98 Contour |1968 Cougar | Tyler’s 1956 Chevy El Camino | 95 Probe | ’65 El Camino | Thunderbird | Bread Truck | Earth Day Special | Benz | Vegas Van | Mom’s Minivan |  508 Maxima | Ford | Fantastic Four | Ford Econoline | Doggie Van | Pontiac Trans Am | 1974 Chevy Luv | 1987 Chevrolet Blazer | Acura Legend | 1989 Nissan 240SX | 2005 Toyota 4Runner | 1985 Ford Econoline Van | 1988 Chevy S-10 | Christine’s 1992 Honda Civic | Antwon’s Mitsubishi Mirage [USA reality / real-life / motor make-over] A series that takes the makeover concept boldly into the automotive realm!, showing you how to transform your tired old car into a fully-fledged work of customised art.
Pingu (ABC1)
Pixel Pinkie (ABC3) [Australia | cartoon]

Places We Go With Jennifer Adams (Ten) Antarctica Adventure

Planet Earth (Gem) From Pole to Pole: This episode looks at our planet as a whole and considers the key factors that have shaped its natural history. [UK | documentary]

Play School (ABC)

Pocoyo (ABC)

Pokemon (10 & 11) [Japan | cartoon]

Polish News (SBS2)

PopAsia (SBS2) Features back-to-back videos from artists across Asia and all the latest news and interviews from the Korean, Japanese, Mandarin and Cantonese pop scenes [music]

Portuguese News (SBS2)

POSTCARDS (Gem) Shane meets Shelley Craft at The Block and tours the eateries and shops of Albert Park with her, Glen goes Grape Grazing in the Yarra Valley, Lauren packs a picnic from the Wombat Hill Cafe in Daylesford and Brodie goes to the Red Hill Market. [Australia | lifestyle | travel | holiday]

POSTCARDS SUMMER (Nine) Bec goes shopping in High St, Prahran, and visits the city hotel, The Ovolo. [Australia | lifestyle | travel | holiday]

Pound Puppies (11) [cartoon]

Power Rangers Megaforce (Go)

Power Rangers Samurai (Go)

Prank Patrol (ABC3)

Prank Patrol Road Trip (ABC3)

The PROJECT (10) [Australian news]

Psych (One) [USA comedy]

Psychic TV Live & Interactive (4ME)

Psychoville (ABC1) [UK comedy]

Puberty Blues (Ten & One)

Python Hunters (One) Giants of Puerto Rico | Death by Viper


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Q&A (ABC1) Tony Jones is joined by Minister for Agriculture Barnaby Joyce, Deputy Opposition Leader Tanya Plibersek, comedian Akmal Saleh, Head of ACOSS Cassandra Goldie, and author and columnist Nick Cater. [Australia | current affairs]

Qi (ABC1) Award-winning host Stephen Fry wrangles a stellar panel of comedians in the world’s most impossible quiz show. | Episodes: Joints | Jobs | Journeys | Jack and Jill | Flotsam and Jetsam  | The Future: Ben Miller, Sean Lock, Rob Brydon, Alan Davies | Flora and Fauna:  Jimmy Carr, John Sergeant, Alan Davies, Jo Brand.
[UK | game show]

Queensland Murri Carnival 2013 (NiTV)



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Raiders of the Lost Past (SBS) The Missing Eighth Wonder Of The World
Raising Hope (11)
Rake (ABC1) [Australia | comedy]
Rapid Response (Gem) This series follows the life-threatening and emotionally charged situations encountered by St John Ambulance Officers as they tend to and save the lives of people in their homes, work places and on the streets. [New Zealand | reality]

Rastamouse (ABC)

Rat B*stards (7Mate)

Rated A for Awesome (ABC3)

RBT (Gem)

Ready Steady Cook (Ten) Cooking game show where it’s a battle against the clock for Australia’s top chefs and guest contestants to create a tasty meal. Hosted by Colin Lane. [Australia | cooking | game show]

Real Chinese (ABC1)  See how children learn to speak and write the language, and how the Chinese follow ancient beliefs to celebrate their national identity. [Arts & culture]

Really Me (ABC3)

Rectify (SBS1) Cast: Aden Young, Adelaide Clemens [USA | drama]

The Reef (ABC1) Recorded at the Sydney Opera House, The Reef is a fusion of powerful music featuring the ACO’s Richard Tognetti; Mark Atkins (didgeridoo), and Steve Pigram. The performance incorporates breathtaking ocean and surfing footage.

Reef Wranglers (7Mate) Helicopter Headache
Reservoir Hill (ABC) Everyone Lies
Restless (SBS)
Retrospect (ABC24) Explore the ABC’s vast archive to unearth the interesting, the important and the quirky [Australia | current affair]
Revenge (7TWO) [USA | drama]

Rev Heds (C31)

The ultimate show for rev heads. Showcasing the hottest models of cars and bikes, the best techniques in panel work, and the people behind the machines. [Australia | lifestyle]


Revolution (Go) The Dark Tower
Rez Rides (NiTV)
Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience (SBS3) Tattoist ~ Stand-up comedian Rhod Gilbert gets a proper job as a tattooist’s apprentice. But this could be the most painful job of all as he’s told if he’s to give a tattoo he has to have a tattoo. | Firefighter  [Wales | comedy]
Rick Stein’s India (ABC1)
RiVER MONSTERS (ABC2) Electric Executioner ~ Jeremy Wade travels to Brazil’s ‘wild west’ in search of a river monster that has killed three cowboys. The search for the culprit sends him deep into prospecting and cattle country.  |  Jungle Killer ~ Jeremy Wade sets out to discover the true river monster of South America. Piranhas get all the press, but is there a more fearsome predator lurking in its rivers?  |  Liar of Giants ~ Extreme angler Jeremy explores the unchartered wilderness of the Essequibo River system in South America, for a terrifying ancient monsters still alive in these hostile waters? | Asian Slayer | Mongolian Mauler [USA nature]
River of No Return (NiTV) Documentary
Rob (One) (2012) [USA comedy]

Rob the Robot (ABC)

Robot Chicken (SBS) [USA animation]

Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (One)

Rocket City Rednecks (7Mate)

Room for Improvement ( 7 ) See top design tips for transforming a messy rumpus room into an affordable home theatre for the entire family. [Australia | lifestyle | renovation]

Ross Kemp: Back on the Frontline (One) Ross Kemp journeys into the underbelly of some of the world’s most notorious gangs. From South Africa to El Salvador, Ross goes beyond the gangster’s local haunts and finds out what makes them tick. [UK | doco]

Route 66 (7Two)

Rude Tube (7Mate) Crazy Pranks and Skills ~ Watch the fastest clapper in the world and the double-jointed contortionist and the a dare-devil who skis down escalators.

Rules of Engagement (11) Cast: David Spade, Patrick Warburton, Oliver Hudson, Megyn Price, Bianca Kajlich [USA | sit-com]

RuPaul’s Drag Race (SBS2)

Rural Quarter (ABC24) A quick snapshot of the latest stories from rural Australia from the ABC’s team of reporters across the country. [Australia | news]

Russell Howard’s Good News (SBS2) Filmed in front of a live studio audience, Russell Howard’s Good News combines Russell’s stand-up routines with funny clips from the internet and quick-fire sketches, as he presents a brand new perspective on the big stories dominating news outlets across the world. [UK]

Russian News (SBS2)



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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (11) [USA sitcom]

Sacred Spaces (C31) A celebration of the wonderfully varied architecture in Melbourne and regional Victoria. [Australia | architecture]

Sally Bollywood: Super Detective (ABC)

Saturday Disney (7Two)

Saturday Landline (ABC24)

Savage Seas Adventures (C31)

Save with Jamie (Ten) Jamie shows us how to put some pork on our fork for less. What tricks will he have up his sleeve for this versatile meat, and how can we make the most of our leftovers? [UK | lifestyle | cooking | food | wine]

Saving Grace (11) Cast: Holly Hunter, Leon Rippy, Laura San Giacomo, Lorraine Toussaint, Bailey Chase, Kenny Johnson, Yaani King, Gregory Cruz, Dylan Minnette [USA | drama]

Saving Mr Banks: The Untold Story of a Hollywood Classic (7two)

Scandal ( 7 ) Cast: Kerry Washington, Columbus Short, Guillermo Díaz, Darby Stanchfield, Katie Lowes, Tony Goldwyn, Jeff Perry, Bellamy Young, Joshua Malina [USA | drama]

School of Comedy (ABC2)

Science Under Attack (SBS)

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (GO)

SCU: Serious Crash Unit (7Two)

Sea Snakes of Marion Reef (7Two)

Search and Restore (7Mate) ’94 GMC |

Search4hurt (7Mate)

Seaway (Gem)

Search and Restore (7Mate) ’67 Nova Finale | 94 GMC Part II
Seconds From Disaster ( 7Two ) Pentagon 9/11 | Crash of the Concorde ~ Concorde was the world’s first supersonic airliner a symbol of luxury and high technology. In July 2000, a hundred people in Germany board on a charter flight to New York for the holiday of a lifetime. But Concorde catches fire on take off and crashes into a nearby hotel one mile from the end of the runway, killing all on board and four people in the hotel. Investigators analysed the accident second by second and discover a piece of fallen metal on the runway proved to be fatal. [UK | doco]
Secret Dealers ( 9 ) Two family homes are visited by three antique dealers who are on the lookout for items they can sell [UK | lifestyle]
Secret Life of Dogs ( 7 )
Secret Location (7Two)
Secrets of War (7Two) Korea: Stalin’s Secret Air War | Vietnam: Hidden In Plain Sight [USA | documentary]
SEiNFELD (7Mate) The Parking Garage | The Cafe | The Alternate Side  | The Suicide | The Letter | The Parking Space | The Keys | The Ticket |  The Trip | The Wallet | The Watch | The Mango | The Glasses | The Puffy Shirt | The Sniffing Accountant | The Bris | The Lip Reader | Cast: Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus [USA sitcom]

Selling Houses Abroad (Gem)

The number of Britons owning a second property abroad has doubled to 800,000 in the past two years alone. But as all too many discover, their dream home can become a nightmare. [UK | lifestyle]

Serbian News (SBS2)

Sesame Street (ABC)

Seven Early News (7)

Seven Morning News (7)

Seven News (7)

Seven News at 4 (7)

Seven News at 7 (7)

Sex and the City (11) All or Nothing | Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell | Cock-a-Doodle-Do | Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis [USA | comedy]
The SHAK (GO) After three years of hanging out in a cubbyhouse, Curio, Nitro and Picasso have moved onwards and upwards into their own share house. Curio is the science boffin; Nitro, the energetic sports fanatic and environment advocate; and Picasso, the creative popular-culture vulture. [Aus | 2008 | children]
Shake it Up (7Mate)[USA children]
Shannons Supercar Showdown (7Mate)
Sherlock (Nine) Cast: Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Rupert Graves [UK | murder \ mystery]
Shezow (ABC3) [USA | animation]

Shortland Street (7Two) A fast-paced medical drama that centres around the lives and loves of the staff and their patients. [New Zealand | drama]

Shorts on Screen (SBS2)

Shot by Kern (SBS2) Best Of Part 4: Seasoned photographer Richard Kern, best known for his images of scantily-clad, amateur models, travels around the globe to interview and shoot hundreds of women in their homes and apartments, capturing them even during their most intimate moments, including everything from brushing their teeth topless to lying naked in bed. [Adult Themes | Nudity | Sexual references/sex scenes] 

Shred! (One)

Shropshire ( 7Two )

The Shtick (C31)

The SiMPSONS (10) Moe ‘N’ a Lisa | Stop or My Dog Will Shoot |  24 Minutes | You Kent Always Say What You Want | Papa Don’t Leach | Apocalypse Cow  | Mona Leaves-a [USA animation | cartoon]

Siberia to the Silk Road (7Two) (1991) [AUS doco)

Silent Witness (Gem) [UK | drama]

Sister If Only You Knew (NiTV) [doco]

The Sketch Show (One) [UK comedy]

Skippy (9) (1967) [AUS adventure]

Sleeper Cell (One) [USA | drama]

The SLEEPOVER CLUB (ABC3) The Haunting  | Blast From The Past |  Outdoor Trip | Walk Like A Boy | Front Page | One In, All In | Election | Horseback [Australia | family series]

Sleepy Hollow (11)

SlideShow (7)

Slugterra (11) [animation]

Small Teen, Big World (ABC)

Small Time Gangster (SBS1) Vengeance (final episode)  Tony receives bad news about Les from an unlikely source and decides to confront his demons once and for all. But nothing goes as planned and he finds himself facing the biggest decision of his life [Australia | comedy | coarse language | violence]
The Smartest Machine on Earth (SBS1) ‘Watson’, an IBM computing system, is gearing up for a first of its kind challenge – taking on the most successful human contestants on the game show Jeopardy. With a brain the size of 2400 home computers and a database of about 10 million documents, will Watson be able to compute its way to victory and a $1 million prize? Win or lose, the difficulty of mimicking the human thought process with software is showing artificial intelligence researchers that there’s more than one way to be ‘intelligent’. [documentary] 

Sochi’s Big Bash (Ten)

With highlights of what has been an explosive season of T20 cricket, we preview the anticipated final match of the Big Bash League, plus take a look ahead to the Olympic Winter Games in the final countdown to the Opening Ceremony.  [Australia | sport | olympics]

 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em (7two)

Songs of Praise (ABC1)

Sons and Daughters (7) [Australia | drama]

The Sound of Mumbai: A Musical (ABC1)

SOUTH PARK (SBS2) Goth Kids 3: Dawn Of The Posers | Here Comes The Neighbourhood | Butters’ Very Own Episode | Ginger Cow | Coon 2: Hindsight | Toilet Paper | I’m A Little Bit Country | Professor Chaos | Simpsons Already Did It  | My Furture Self ‘n’ Me [USA comedy]
Southland (Gem) (2009) [USA crime]
Spaced (ABC2) [UK sitcom]

Spanish News (SBS)

Speaker TV (C31)

Speedweek (SBS)

Spellbinder (ABC3) [Australia | adventure]

SPiCKS & SPECKS (ABC) Murray Cook, Simon Tedeschi, Denise Scott & Andy Lee |Richard Gill, Cal Wilson, Liam Finn & Greg Fleet | Meshel Laurie, Des Bishop, Jacqui Dark, and Jay Watson from Tame Impala. | Joining Adam, Alan and Myf are Kram from Spiderbait, musical comedian Josh Earl, opera director Hugh Halliday, and show favourite Dave O’Neil. | Russell Morris, Scott Edgar, Todd McKenney and Meshel Laurie |  Meshel Laurie, Des Bishop, Jacqui Dark, and Jay Watson from Tame Impala. [AUS | game show]

Spirit of Life (C31)

Splatalot! (ABC) Twins Vs Twins Splatdown

Sport Science (One) The Moving Car Jump:

The fighting style of Muay Thai is known as “the Art of the Eight Limbs”, but what does that really mean? How does a fighter turn four limbs into eight? [USA | documentary]


Spyforce (Nine) Cast: Jack Thompson, Peter Sumner, Katy Wild [Australia | action | 1971]

Stacey Dooley: New Drug Frontiers (SBS2)

Stacey Dooley travels to Ukraine on Europe’s far eastern edge to investigate the struggle to keep drugs out of the UK. Stacey reveals that drug cartels from South America have been using Ukraine as a transit hub to smuggle cocaine into western Europe. Stacey visits a new frontline in the war against international drug trafficking, the port of Odessa, where Ukrainian officials show her the tricks traffickers use to hide drugs within cargoes. But she soon learns that Ukrainian customs officials are notoriously open to bribes to get cargoes through. Stacey also discovers that, because the drugs smuggled into Ukraine are too expensive for most local users, some are resorting to horrific homemade substitutes. Perhaps the worst is ‘crocodile’, so called because it rots the flesh of users and turns it scaly. Stacey meets some young addicts. [UK | documentary]


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 (11) [USA sci-fi]

Star Trek: The Next Generation (11) [USA sci-fi]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (ABC3)

State to State Summer (ABC24) The best stories from the state-based 7.30 programs across Australia. [Australia | news]

Steam Punks! (ABC)

Stephen Fry: Out There (ABC1) Stephen discovers what it means to be gay in Uganda, where it may become a capital crime [UK| doco]

STEVE iRWiN: The CROCODiLE HUNTER DiARiES (7Two) Life behind the scenes at Steve and Terri Irwin’s Australia Zoo and features incredible stories unfolding right in front of the camera. | Wild About Harry ~ Harry is bitten by the most venomous snake in the world. | Camel Crisis: Robbie the camel handler escapes serious injury when a camel nearly crushes her. A health scare for one camel signals the start of the mating season. Kelsey and Darren assist a grumpy python with its skin shed. Sweepstake winners visit the Zoo. | Tracie’s Shadow |
 [Australia | doco]

Stoked (ABC)

The Straits (ABC1) [Australia | crime]

Strip the City (SBS1) This series uses stunning CGI animation and expedition-driven actuality to strip major cities naked of their steel, concrete, air, ocean and bedrock – layer by layer, act by act – to explore their hidden infrastructure and solve key mysteries surrounding their origins, geology, archaeology, industry, weather and engineering. | New York Superstorm City [documentary]

Studio 10 (10)

Studio 10: Sunday (10)

Studio 10: Sunday Extra (10)

Studio 10 You (10)

Style in Steel (7mate) Style in Steel explores the multiple and complex roles that automobiles have played in our lives. This series is a celebration of the automobile and its enduring beauty. [lifestyle]

Suburgatory (Go) [USA | comedy]

Suddenly Sami (NiTV) Norwegian filmmaker Ellen-Astri Lundby discovers her mother has been hiding her indigenous Sami heritage from her. She embarks on a journey to northern Norway to uncover the truth. [documentary]

Suits ( 7 )

Sullivan & Son (Go) [USA | sitcom]

Sunday Best: Teenage Paparazzo (2009) Documentary
Sunrise Extra (7) [AUS news]
Sunrise (7)
The Super Dragons (7Two)
The Super Hero Squad Show (ABC3)
Supernanny (Gem) [USA | reality]
Supersize Grime (7Mate)
Surfing Australia (4ME)

SURFiNG The MENU (Gem) Ben and Curtis in the 3rd series of gourmet, food, travel, and adventure, continue the successful recipe of the 1st series with stunning scenery, genuine characters, passionate producers, and unusual produce. Bender and Curtis compete with each other to catch the biggest fish or tallest wave, bake the richest cake, take the longest downhill run, create the tastiest entree, swim with the biggest whale, and more |  Hawkes Bay | Rotorua | Northland | Margaret River | Tasmania | New Norcia | Hunter Valley | Sydney ~ The day of Ben O’Donoghue’s wedding draws near, prompting a search in the heart of Sydney for ingredients for the wedding feast. | Tiwi Islands ~ 80km off the coast of Darwin, they whip up Nimbus, marinated raw fish salad with chilli and onion. |The Kimberlies: Aussie chefs Ben O’Donoghue and Curtis Stone are in the Kimberlies, WA, home to giant 25kg silver cobbler and native barramundi which Bender and Curtis help fishermen Dean and Jeremy to catch. Noosa: Noosa in south-east Queensland is one of Australia’s best-known beach resorts. On the menu, curried duck, roast pumpkin and goat cheese salad, plus vegetable and tofu curry with saffron rice. [Australian lifestyle | cooking | food | wine] 

SURViVORMAN (SBS2) Tiburon | Costa Rica | Georgian Swamp | Mountain | Canyonland | Plane Crash ~ Northern Ontario | Sierra Nevada | Colorado Rockies [Canada | adventure]
Survivors ( 9 ) [UK | sci-fi]

Swallowed by a Black Hole (SBS10 This summer, the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way is getting ready to feast. A gas cloud three times the size of our planet has strayed within the gravitational reach of our nearest supermassive black hole. And across the globe, telescopes are being trained on the heart of our Milky Way galaxy, some 27,000 light years from Earth, in the expectation of observing this unique cosmic spectacle. For cosmic detectives across the Earth, it is a unique opportunity. For the first time in the history of science, they hope to observe in action the awesome spectacle of a feeding supermassive black hole. [documentary]

Swamp People (7mate) [USA | reality]

Swift and Shift Couriers (SBS1) Birthday [Australia | sitcom]

Swords: Life on the Line (7Mate) The Storm of the Century
16 Kids and Counting (Gem) The Freers And The Lewises
60 Minutes (9)
7th Heaven (11)


__________|  T  |__________

Taggart (7two) When a boxing promoter is found strangled with his mouth stuffed full of money, many suspects surface. But an unexpected twist to the investigation leads to Burke and his team having to chase to stop another death.  Cast: Blythe Duff, Colin McCredie, John Michie, Alex Norton [UK | crime]

 Take on the Takeaway ( 7Two ) Paul Rankin takes on the challenge of cooking a Greek meal for Chris and his cousin Mario. Neither of the boys cook and Paul sets out to show them how easy it is to whip up a Sheftalia at home [UK | lifestyle | cooking | food wine]

The Tales of Nights (SBS2) [South Korea drama]

Tales of Tatonka (NiTV) [NZ arts & culture]

TalhotBlond (ABC2) The true story (and screen name) of a beautiful teenage vixen who uses Internet game rooms to lure men into her cyberspace web. It details the horrific results of what can happen when people lie online. [USA | Drama | Adult Themes | Coarse language, Sexual references | sex scenes, violence | 2009]

#TalkAboutit (ABC24) Feminism
Talking Heads (ABC1) Peter Thompson talks to Mark Holden, a one-time pop star, music producer, Australian Idol judge and now a barrister. | Glenn Shorrock: Peter Thompson talks with Glenn Shorrock, one of Australia’s most gifted and successful singer/songwriters. Shorrock is best known as a founding member and lead singer of The Little River Band.
[Australia | talk show]
The TASTE (Gem) Auditions | Comfort Food
Tattoo Nightmares (7Mate) [USA reality / real-life]
Te Kaea (NiTV)
Technology Quarter (ABC24)
Teen Mom 2 (Go)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (11)

Tehupo’o – Thunder on the Reef ( 9 )

Temporary Australians (One) This series goes where many have never been, the motorcycle shows, rides, races and rallies. It talks to riders and finds out what makes them tick, shows the fun they have and how they handle the bad image. Episodes: Melbourne Expo [Australia | documentary]

TEN Eyewitness News Early (10)

TEN Eyewitness News Morning (10)

That’s Dancing! (Gem) (1985) Documentary.

That ’70s SHOW ( 7 ) Cast: Topher Grace, Laura Prepon, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Wilmer Valderrama, Danny Masterson, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Tanya Roberts, Don Stark [USA | sitcom]

The TRiP (ABC1) L’Enclume (2012) The culinary comedians, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon survive their first night and move to Cartnel in Cumbria where they sample the starter menu at L’Enclume between a duel of impressions [UK comedy].

The True Story (ABC) Saving Private Ryan

The Truth About Us (ABC) Ita Buttrose, Ainslie Cahill
This is My Australia (10) [doco]
Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends (ABC)

Thunderbirds (GO) Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic. [UK | action]

Thundercats (GO)

Thursday FC (SBS) [AUS soccer / football]

Tickety Toc (11)

Tiger Shark: Legendary Thug of the Sea (7Two)

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (SBS2)

Time of My Life (7Two) Against the Odds ~ Kerri-Anne joins Rosemary Arnold, Bob Brown, Tom Watson and John Bertrand to hear how their stories of taking on big challenges and fighting for the environment, women’s and workers rights. | Building Australia [Australia | entertainment]

Timmy Time (ABC)

Tinga Tinga Tales (ABC)

Tipi Tales (NiTV) [AUS children]

TMZ (Go) [USA news]

TMZ Live (Go) [USA news]

Toasted TV (11)

Toby’s Travelling Circus (ABC)

Today ( 9 )

Today’s School (C31)

An insight into the latest technology used by the Educational Department by today’s schools. Through interviews, product reviews, demonstrations and discussions learn about the rich world that is the modern school. [Australia]

Today Tonight (7)

Tomorrow Today (C31) This science program focuses on current topics in research, and investigates ongoing projects in Germany and Europe. [German | science & technology]

Top 5 Eaten Alive (7)

Top Gear Festival Sydney (Go) The boys are in Sydney, Australia with Shane Jacobson and Steve Pizzati for the Top Gear Festival. You’ll see Mark Weber racing a Super Bike and Super Car, there’ll be car football and even Jeremy racing a homemade jet powered speeder. [UK | doco]

To the Top of Down Under (31)

To the Manor Born (Gem) Tramps and Poachers

Total Drama All Stars (ABC3)

Total Drama World Tour (ABC)

Totally Wild (Ten & 11) The team brings you the latest in action, adventure and wildlife from Australia and around the globe. [Australia | doco]

Toughest Place to Be a… (SBS) Bus Driver | Midwife (2011) [UK doco]
Tough Times Never Last (C31)
TOWN With NiCHOLAS CRANE (SBS) Saffron Walden ~ This attractive market town has some of the best preserved medieval architecture in the country, but its heritage is under threat. Nicholas discovers what gave this town its unique name and how the UK’s housing crisis is affecting its future. | Huddersfield |Enniskillen ~ More intimate than a city, towns are where we first learned to be urban. Harbour towns, market towns, island towns, industrial towns: collectively they bind our land together. The most westerly town in the UK, Enniskillen is surrounded by beautiful lakes, is busy with independent shops, and attracts forward-thinking entrepreneurs. But its serene way of life is under threat – from plans for underground gas exploitation. In the season finale, Geographer and adventurer Nicholas Crane journeys through the past, present, and potential future of this island town on the edge of Northern Ireland. [UK doco] 
Tough Times Never Last (C31)
TOUR The WORLD (Ten) Kakadu & Kimberley Explorer Premiere ~ Tour the World is the new Aussie travel show that joins real tour groups travelling to the world’s most exciting destinations. First stop is the beautiful Kakadu and Kimberley [Australia | doco]
Toy Hunter (Gem) Rise From Ashland | Jersey Shore ~  Jordan visits Mississippi in search of action figures to add to his general inventory. Featured finds include a Freddy Krueger statue and a Super Powers Superman action figure. [USA | reality]
Toybox (7Two) [AUS children]
Tracey McBean (ABC3)
Tracking the Rainbow Serpent (7Two) [AUS doco]
The TRAVEL BUG (7Two) Germany ~ It’s one of Europe’s biggest countries and a nation full of history and culture, and this week Morgan is kicking off his road trip to discover what makes Germany such a popular holiday destination. [Australia | Travel]
Trick My Truck (One) (2006) [USA reality]
Tropfest Snacks (SBS2)
Trucks! (7Mate) Daily Driver C-10 Part 9: Payoff! | Rolling Thunder |
The TRUE STORY (ABC2) Braveheart ~ Discover the real story which inspired Mel Gibson’s 1995 movie, Braveheart. New historical evidence and unique experiments with ancient weapons show a darker side to the real William Wallace’s triumph and tragedy. Close Encounters Of The Third Kind ~ This episode investigates the original cases that inspired the film Close Encounters of the Third Kind – from the Michigan UFO chase to the first and most famous case of alien abduction in the US. [Australia | 2011]

Trust Me I’m a Doctor (ABC1)

Can you be fit and fat? The team answers this and other health questions. [UK | documentary]


The Truth About Us (ABC3) Kate Miller-Heidke, Megan Washington [Australia | doco]

Turkish News (SBS)

The Twisted Whiskers Show (ABC3) [USA | 2009]

TWO AND A HALF MEN (9 & Go) Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Camel Filters and Pheremones | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | That Was Saliva, Alan | Big Flappy Bastards | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | People Who Love Peepholes | Dead From the Waist Down | Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy’s Dead [USA sitcom]
Two Greedy Italians… Still Hungry (SBS) Rome And Machismo [UK Lifestyle | cooking | food | wine ]
2 Broke Girls ( 9 ) [USA | sitcom]

20/20 (Nine)

From Hollywood actresses making public pleas to protect their kids from aggressive paparazzi, to other celebrities’ very public child custody battles, many the headlines have centred on the personal lives of A-list stars. [USA | current affairs]

2013 Comedy Festival Debate (10)
2014 Australian Open ( 7 ) [Aus | 2014 | sport | tennis]
21c: Art in the First Decade (ABC1)
30 Rock (7 & SBS2) [USA | comedy]


__________|  U  |__________


Ultimate Factories (7Mate)

The Ultimate Mars Challenge (SBS)

Undercover Boss (One) East Side Mario’s [Canada | reality]
Undercover Boss Australia (One) Great Southern Rail  | Ella Bache [Australia | reality]

UNSAFE SEX iN The CiTY (ABC) A shockingly honest ride into the sex and sexual health of Manchester’s lusty young residents. Featuring life at the STI clinic, this week we meet 17-year-old Courtney and Kervin, 22 [UK | 2012 | doco | adult themes | medical procedures | coarse language | sexual references | sex scenes]

Unsolved Mysteries (7Mate)

Up All Night ( 7 ) Cast: Christina Applegate, Maya Rudolph, Will Arnett, Jennifer Hall, Nick Cannon, Alanis Morissette, Jason Lee [USA | sitcom]

Urdu News (SBS2)



__________|  V  |__________


 Van Gogh: Painted with Words (2010) Drama doco. (ABC1)

Vampire Knight (ABC3)

Vasili’s Garden to Kitchen (C31)

Vicious (7Two) [UK | comedy]

Video Killed The Radio Star: Artist’s View (ABC2) Skid Row: Nothing captured the style and exuberance of the ’80s like the emergence of the music video. Skid Row discuss the creation and impact of the videos that everyone remembers. [Australia | documentary]

Vikings (SBS2)

Volumz Music Program (NiTV)



__________|  W  |__________



WAC: World Animal Championships (ABC) Weirdest

Wake Up (10) [Australia | news]

Wallis Simpson: The Secret Letters (ABC1)  Made in the year of The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee this documentary looks back at the love affair that rocked the British monarchy and the recently uncovered letters that are set to rewrite history [UK | documentary]

The Wannabes (ABC)

Waybuloo (ABC1 & 2)

WeatherWatch Overnight (SBS)

WeatherWatch & Music (SBS2)

Weeds (9) 
Weekend Breakfast (ABC1 & 24)
Weekend Sunrise (7)
Weekend Today (9)
Welcome To Wapos Bay (NiTV) They Dance At Night | As The Bannock Browns [children]
Wesley Impact Summer Series (9)
What’s The Big Idea? (ABC2)
What’s Up Down Under (10)
When Teenage Meets Old Age (ABC1) Four young British teens volunteer to work as carers in a retirement village. In the final episode, each young person takes one of their new old friends home with them for the week [UK | doco series]
When Weather Changed History (7Two) Race To Nome | Dunkirk | Potomac Crash [USA | documentary]
Who Do You Think You Are? (SBS1) Don Hany [Australia | doco]
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (One) An improvisational comedy game show in which four players act out various comic games and sketches. Hosted by Drew Carey. [USA | comedy]
Wild Racers (One)
Wild Vets (7two)
WiLFRED (11) Doubt | Sacrifice
Winners & Losers ( 7 ) Cast: Melanie Vallejo, Melissa Bergland, Virginia Gay, Zoe Tuckwell-Smith, Katherine Hicks, Damien Bodie, Stephen Phillips, Tom Wren, Tom Hobbs, Jack Pearson, Denise Scott, Francis Greenslade, Sarah Grace, Mike Smith, Paul Moore, PiaGrace Moon, Anne Phelan, Sibylla Budd [Australia]
Wire in the Blood (7Two) [UK | murder | mystery]
Whitney (7) Faking It | Codependence Day
Who Do You Think You Are? (SBS1) Adam Hills | Lex Marinos ~ Growing up as ‘an outsider’ in an assimilationist White Australia era, actor Lex Marinos identifies strongly with his Greek heritage. But he wonders if his predominantly Greek identity has overshadowed his grandmother’s Anglo-Celtic lineage. To find out, Lex journeys to a one-horse outback town on the trail of his revered Greek grandfather Tony and his Anglo-Scottish grandmother, Minnie. He also travels to colonial-era Tasmania to investigate an ancestor wrongly accused of a terrible crime. [Australia | documentary]
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (One) [USA comedy]
Wild Amazon (SBS1) Cradle Of Life [doco]
Wild Animal Baby Explorers (ABC2)
Winx Club: Enchantix (GO) Taking Over Cloudtower
Wizards of Waverly Place (7Two)
Wolverine and the X-Men (ABC3) [animation]
Women of the Sun: 25 Years Later (NiTV)
The WONDER YEARS (ABC1) The Heart Of Darkness | Steady As She Goes | Hiroshima Mon Frere | Loosiers | Walk Out | Nemesis [USA | comedy]
Wonderland (11)
Wonders of the World (7Mate) Bite Force, Lightning & Bionic Animals | Cobras, Crashes and Giant Bunnies | Orcas, Turtles and Water Balloons ~  [doco]
Words of Peace (C31) Words of Peace presents a unique and inspiring perspective on the quest for personal peace: world peace begins with individual peace. [Australia | talk show]

The World (ABC24)

Jane Hutcheon brings you a complete snapshot of the day’s national and international news, with reports from the ABC’s network of international correspondents, plus insights from special guests and extended news reports. [Australia | news]

World B-Boy Championships (SBS2)
World News Australia (SBS)
The World of Jenks (SBS2)
World’s Most Extreme Airports (7)
World’s Toughest Fixes (7Two) Water Coaster ~ This program goes on one wild ride as we build the world’s longest water coaster, using some amazing new technology that could change the future of theme park rides and modern transportation. [USA | doco]
The World This Week (ABC24)
World’s Worst Tenants (7Mate)
The World This Week (ABC24)
World War II: The Last Heroes (SBS1) [UK doco series]
Would I Lie to You? (ABC) (2010 episode ) Host Rob Brydon and team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Bernard Cribbins, Patrick Kielty, Deborah Meaden and Mark Watson. | Alex Jones, Alexander Armstrong, Chris Tarrant and Mel Giedroyc join team captains Lee Mack and David Mitchell. Which team can best fool the opposition into mistaking fact for fiction and fiction for fact? Hosted by Rob Brydon. [UK game show]
Would You Rather? (One) This is a show featuring a panel of comedians and celebrities who answer would you rather questions. Guests include Baron Vaughn, Christian Finnegan, Dave Hill and Jessi Klein. [UK comedy]
Wurrawhy (11)


__________|  X  |__________



Xena: Warrior Princess (7Mate) The Bitter Suite

Xtreme 4×4 (7Mate) Loctit | ’69 Internationals Scout



__________|  Y  |__________


Yamba’s Playtime (NiTV) [children]

Yarning Up (NiTV)

Yarramundi Kids (NiTV)

Yeyekerte (NiTV)

Yoga For Life (4Me) Yoga master, Kurt Johnsen helps viewers to enhance their bodies and minds with dynamic yoga routines designed for every lifestyle and fitness level. [Australia | lifestyle | leisure]

Young, Rich and Househunting (Gem) A pair of 18-year-old public schoolboys who have both been given 50,000 pounds to put towards a new home of their choice look at different potential properties. There is an update on Zeno’s search for the perfect eco property. [UK | lifestyle | renovation]

You’re Skitting Me (ABC3)

Your 4×4 (C31) A unique weekly 4WD program, highlighting real enthusiasts enjoying real 4WDtrips from beach and dune driving, through to deserts and tropical rainforests. [Australia | lifestyle]

Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal (Go)



__________|  Z  |__________


 Zeke and Luther (7Mate) [USA | children]

Zigby (ABC)

Zoo Factor (ABC1)


To be continued…

more to be sorted… from first page started TV SHOWS ON iN MELBOURNE AUSTRALiA 2014 JANUARY…

RAGE (ABC1 music) Now in its 27th year on air, rage is Australia’s most prestigious and longest running music video show.

Catalyst (ABC1 Science & technology / 2012) Graham Phillips travels to the USA for a glimpse of the next, generation four, nuclear reactors and investigates what makes them intrinsically safer, and Anja Taylor debunks the myths about acne.

Soundtrack For A Revolution (ABC1 music / 2009) The story of the American civil rights movement in the 1950s and ’60s. A pivotal piece in history with interviews and live performances from contemporary artists including John Legend, Joss Stone and Wyclef Jean. |

Robbie Williams (ABC1 music / 2013) Robbie Williams is back with a brand new big band show performed live at the UK’s legendary London Palladium, marking the release of his latest album Swings Both Ways.

The JONATHON ROSS SHOW (ABC1 talk show / 2012) Jonathan Ross presents an entertaining show featuring comedy, celebrity chat and the latest music.|

GRAND DESiGNS (ABC1 lifestyle & renovation / 1999) Follows the story of a co-operative that is building 10 homes in Brighton. The co-operative is made up of 10 families who have been given land and money from the council to build a home for their future. |

Qi (ABC1 UK game show / 2011) Immortal Bard; A special Shakespearean edition of QI, dedicated to and entitled the Immortal Bard. Strutting and fretting their hour upon the stage tonight are David Mitchell, Bill Bailey, Sue Perkins and Alan Davies.

Secrets of the Living Dolls (ABC2) DOCUMENTARY | UK | 2014


The 45 Stone Virgin (ABC2) Documentary


Mortified (ABC3)


Stephen Hawking: A Brief History of Mine (SBS)



Mysterious Sunken Cities (SBS)


Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras 2014 (SBS2)


David Attenborough’s Natural History Museum Alive (ABC1) This program takes us on a magical journey through London’s Natural History Museum at night. Sir David reveals how ancient animals once roamed the planet and filled the skies.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2013


The New Inventors (ABC1) Featuring new ideas on how to snowboard any day of the year, bring cameras into line with the human eye and give dry drains a break. SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY | ENGLISH | 2009


Catalyst (ABC1) Reliable witness – should repressed memories be allowed in court? How to control the latest in wheelchairs, our place in the universe put in perspective and a fiery little frog that knows how to stick up for itself. SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY | ENGLISH | 2010


Talking Heads: Peter Fitzsimons (ABC1) Peter Thompson talks to best-selling author, sports columnist and one of Australia’s most popular after dinner speakers, Peter Fitzsimons. TALK SHOW | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2010


Australia’s Paralympians 2014: Toby Kane (ABC1) Paralympian Toby Kane, now 27, as a 19-year-old was the youngest Australian Paralympic Team Member when he won bronze (Super G) at Torino 2006. Sochi represents Toby’s 3rd Winter Games. SPORT/OLYMPIC SPORT | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Grand Designs (ABC1) The Contemporary Barn Conversion, Ross-on-Wye: Design expert Kevin McCloud charts the process of ambitious design and building projects in the UK. Kevin follows the projects from the details of architectural drawings and planning to turning designs into dream homes. LIFESTYLE/RENOVATION | UK | ENGLISH | 2007


Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (ABC2) Head For The Hills: Louis Theroux visits the strange sub-culture of right-wing patriots and survivalists in the hills of Idaho in the north-western region of the USA, and he meets the man he believes is the model for Rambo. DOCUMENTARY | USA | ENGLISH | 1998


Portlandia (ABC2) [Sexual references/sex scenes] COMEDY | USA | ENGLISH | 2013


Lockie Leonard (ABC3) A Water feature: Lockie’s hormones cruise into town and create chaos, causing him to make a fool of himself in front of Vicki Streeton. All up, puberty is looking to be a bumpy ride for Lockie. FAMILY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2007


The 45 Stone Virgin (ABC2) David Smith weighed nearly 300kg, eating himself to death and doctors predicted he wouldn’t hit 30. Now having lost over 180kg he’s fighting fit and looking for a girlfriend for the first time ever in his life.[Adult Themes or medical procedures]DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2009


Global Village (SBS) Canadian Bush Pilots – In Nunavik, located in the far North of Canada, there are no paths or roads connecting the isolated Inuit communities, which mostly number only a few hundred inhabitants. Especially during the seven months of winter, with ice and snow, the only connection from the villages to the rest of the world is by plane. The men and women, who are always travelling to attend to the remote communities, are called “bush pilots”. Thirty-four-year-old Anouk is one of them. With her Twin Otter plane she can land under the most difficult conditions, on ice and snow. Although this is such a remote place, Anouk loves her work. She also loves the fact that she can make people happy with her work, every day. With Silvio Rivier.DOCUMENTARY | FRANCE | ENGLISH


Idris Elba: King of Speed (SBS) Idris Elba takes pole position as he lines up to take the drive of his life in a revelatory, adrenaline-fuelled documentary. Charting the colourful origins and secret history of the car racing scene, he travels far and wide in search of the real story. It’s an international driving tour that will take him from his door step in London to the racetracks of America via the Scottish Highlands and the Arctic plains of Finland, where dark nights and snow have created a legion of young racers. As he travels the world, he will reveal the unexplored political, social and historical circumstances connecting the early stories of the boy racer from the American prohibition era, through to our modern day driving culture.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


Stephen Hawking’s Future Universe (SBS) Designer Human: Stephen Hawking and his team investigate how breakthroughs in technology are being applied to human beings, not only for more effective repairs and replacement body parts, but also for upgrading the brain. The team travel to Oxford to test a radical new innovation that uses electrical stimulation of the brain to improve maths ability. They then explore how ligament damage, that affects over 400,000 people in the US alone is being tackled with advanced regenerative techniques and the US army’s Natick research centre is discovering how science is enabling precision, tailor made training to improve an individual’s capabilities. SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY | UK | ENGLISH


Housos (SBS) Thailand (2) Shazza and the gang are on a Thailand holiday trying to smuggle illegal steroids into the country inside a boogie board. But before they can deliver the goods, they are captured by jungle terrorists and held for ransom. Meanwhile, the bikies think she has ripped them off. Will the housos ever escape and get back home to Sunnyvale?[Adult Themes or medical procedures, Drug use/references, Coarse language, Sexual references/sex scenes]COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH CAST Paul Fenech, Jason Davis, Elle Dawe


Beyond Survival with Les Stroud (SBS2) Madagascar: Many days journey on rough, dirt-red roads leads Les to the Antandroy and Antanosy tribes of Madagascar. Les practices their traditional fishing techniques, hunts with wild dogs, builds shelter and takes part in a mysterious seed ceremony to connect with Malagasy Ancestors.REALITY/REAL-LIFE/STUNT/HIDDEN CAMERA | CANADA | ENGLISH


Grand Designs The Eco-Barge, Medway


Grand Designs The Bournemouth Penthouse


Grand Designs The Art Deco House, Guildford


Grand Designs The Cambridgeshire Eco Home, Cambridgeshire Fens


Queen Victoria’s Children (SBS) The Best Laid Plans: Gain a new understanding of Britain’s longest reigning Queen with this fascinating series which explores Queen Victoria’s life through stories of the personal relationships between her, her husband Albert the Prince Consort and their nine children. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert shared a passionate marriage but historians claim that behind closed doors their domestic life was a battlefield. Spanning 60 years, this family saga tells a tale of manipulation, conflict, intimidation, emotional blackmail and fevered attempts by Victoria’s children to escape the clutches of their domineering and needy mother. The series draws on the written material and photographs the family left behind to bring the characters and complex relationships to life. DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


The Book Club (ABC1) Kate Langbroek and Michael Robotham join us for the first Book Club of the year. We’ll discuss ‘Doctor Sleep’, the new release from Stephen King. Kate is bringing in her favourite, ‘The Perfect Scent’ by Chandler Burr. ARTS AND CULTURE | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


I Shouldn’t Be Alive: Lost on a Volcano (7TWO) Texan businessman Dewey Gaedcke is on a trip of a lifetime, planning a vacation for the super wealthy in sun drenched Hawaii. One night, he decides to check out the spectacular Kilauea Volcano, driving down a secluded road, before hiking through the dark to a viewing spot. But in the dead of night, he becomes disoriented in the heart of a 330,000-acre national park, with deep craters, steaming volcanic vents and crusty lava fields. Dewey is faced with a five day battle to live in this arid and lunar landscape.DOCUMENTARY | USA | ENGLISH | 2011


Orphan Black (SBS2)[Adult Themes or medical procedures, Sexual references/sex scenes, Violence]ACTION | ENGLISH


Shaun Micallef’s Mad as Hell (ABC1)Shaun Micallef and cast return to lambast the bombast, satirise the lies and shake the fakers and newsmakers. Shrimpgate, Medicare, the WA Senate Election and the Manus Island mutiny receive the Mad As Hell scrutiny.COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Adam Hills: The Last Leg (ABC1)Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined on the couch by English actor and comedian James Corden.COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


The Moodys (ABC1)[Sexual references/sex scenes]COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | CAST Jane Harber


I Am A Girl (ABC2) Meet six girls from very diverse cultures, each on the brink of womanhood, and each dealing with the realities of what it means to grow up female in their world today.[Adult Themes or medical procedures]DOCUMENTARY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


India: A Dangerous Place to be a Woman (ABC2) In December 2012 a young medical student was brutally gang-raped on board a bus in Delhi. Horrified by the attack, 28-year-old British Asian Radha Bedi travels to India to uncover the reality of life for young women there.[Adult Themes or medical procedures]DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2013


Indian Ocean With Simon Reeve: The Horn of Africa (SBS1) The third leg of Simon Reeve’s journey is the most dangerous, as he travels to Mogadishu, the capital of war-torn Somalia. But first he starts off in the south of Kenya and travels up the Indian Ocean coast to Mombasa, then on to the Tana Delta, where he meets villagers facing eviction from the area. Heading north to the remote island of Kiwayu, Simon encounters women who make a living from the plastic pollution that fetches up on their beach. Finally, he heads to the source of the piracy epidemic that plagues the Indian Ocean – Somalia.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


One Born Every Minute (SBS1) Ground-breaking documentary series looking at the drama and emotion of a maternity unit, from the perspective of the parents-to-be and the maternity ward staff.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


Beyond Survival with Les Stroud: The Arctic (SBS2) Stroud returns to the small Inuit community of Pond Inlet in Canada’s Arctic to witness the marriage of Western technology and indigenous knowledge. Snowmobiling, hunting for big game with automatic guns and practicing traditional ice fishing, Les puts his northern survival skills to the ultimate test.[Adult Themes or medical procedures]REALITY/REAL-LIFE/STUNT/HIDDEN CAMERA | CANADA | ENGLISH



Global Village (SBS1)On the Road with Moscow’s Circus: It is the end of July. A group of young artists from the famous Moscow Circus School has taken their exams and is now spending two weeks’ vacation on the shores of Lake Seliger. Every new day begins with breakfast in front of the artist’s small wooden hut, where the magician conjures away the eggs and toast is used for juggling. Together with teacher Igor Teplow, a former star of the circus, the artists then train and perform small shows for the old and forgotten people living in Russia’s countryside. For them, the performance of the jugglers, the clowns and the equilibrists are a highlight in the hardship of their everyday lives. And the young people from Moscow discover a different side of their country – a side that most of them have never experienced before. With Silvio Rivier.DOCUMENTARY | FRANCE | ENGLISH


Fantasy Homes By The Sea: Abruzzo (7TWO) Derry and Carmen live in the village of Moulton – near Northampton – where they run a number of businesses specialising in brand licensing. Since marrying 10 years ago, the international jetsetters have had their hearts set on moving to Italy and being near the sea. Presenter Jenni Falconer helps them search for a property with plenty of space in Abruzzo.LIFESTYLE/RENOVATION | ENGLISH | 2009


Australia’s Best Houses (7TWO)Gary Takle demonstrates that modern doesn’t need to be sterile and cold. Walk through four contemporary houses that are warm and have character, including a gorgeous luxury home in the Hills District in Sydney and an ultra modern design in the Melbourne suburb of Balwyn.LIFESTYLE/RENOVATION | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Britain’s Empty Homes: Ruksaana and Alan Schutt (7TWO) Jules Hudson offers advice to a couple who want to find an empty detached property they can renovate into a family home. For inspiration, he shows them a revamped farmhouse and a modernised 1960s house.LIFESTYLE/RENOVATION | UK | ENGLISH | 2010


Homes Under the Hammer (7TWO) The real-life drama of an auction and following the planning and building works which could transform buyers’ property into a dream home.LIFESTYLE | UK | ENGLISH | 2010


Sons of Anarchy (ONE) Sins from the past resurface for Jax and SAMCRO as the club members go into hiding from Pope and the police.[Sexual references/sex scenes, Violence]

DRAMA | USA | ENGLISH CAST Charlie Hunnam, Katey Sagal, Ron Perlman, Jimmy Smits, Mark Boone Junior, Tommy Flanagan, Kim Coates, Theo Rossi


Rome Wasn’t Built In A Day (ABC1) The project to build a Roman villa using only ancient tools and methods is at halfway point. Artistic endeavours can take over from the functional for a while, bringing the workmen unusual pleasure.[Coarse language]DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2011


Bleach, Nip, Tuck: The White Beauty Myth

The Face (ABC2) Ethnic Africans and Asians are going to extreme measures to make their face closer to ‘white perfection’, by undergoing painful surgery on their features and using illegal and damaging skin lightening products.[Coarse language]DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2009


Live at the Apollo: Russell Howard/Jo Brand (ABC2) Jo Brand has the audience in fits of laughter as, in her usual self-deprecating fashion, she discusses the finer points of alcohol, motherhood and the stresses of approaching middle age. Hosted by Russell Howard.[Sexual references/sex scenes]ENTERTAINMENT | UK | ENGLISH | 2008


This Is Littleton(ABC2) Disco is outraged over a parking fine he received driving his mum’s BMW and CJ the West Wing Councillor deals with a potential PR disaster.[Adult Themes or medical procedures, Coarse language, Sexual references/sex scenes]COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Sicily Unpacked (SBS1) Andrew Graham-Dixon and Giorgio Locatelli have both been travelling to Sicily separately for years, but now they’re teaming up to see if they can get even more from their beloved island. TRAVEL | UK | ENGLISH


The Doctor Blake Mysteries (ABC1) Cinema patrons are shocked when a fire breaks out in the projection booth during a packed screening of Hitchcock’s Vertigo.[Adult Themes or medical procedures, Sexual references/sex scenes]MYSTERY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013 CAST Craig McLachlan


Sexters (ABC2) ‘Sexting’ has become a new dating tool, embracing men and women in all kinds of relationships. Meet couples who use sexting to spice up their lives. [Nudity, Sexual references/sex scenes] DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2013


Henry VII: Winter King (SBS1) Historian Thomas Penn reveals the secrets of founder of Britain’s great Tudor Dynasty – and his amazing trajectory to power. Two weeks after landing on the shores Wales in 1485 with a small band of mercenaries, Henry of Richmond defeats the notorious Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth. He is crowned Henry VII and then begins a career of realpolitik, a charming exterior making a savage ambition. The War of the Roses, Henry’s wife was Elizabeth of York, and the beginning of the Renaissance are all part of this incredible history, as are Henry’s obsessions with money and astonishing spy network. DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


The First World War from Above (SBS1)This program offers a unique perspective on the scale of the First World War as a collection of extraordinary historical finds is brought to the screen for the first time. Aerial footage, shot from an airship in the summer of 1919, captures the trenches and battlefields of Europe, exposing the damage and destruction inflicted on the landscape. Retracing that journey in a modern airship, this film rediscovers those scars on the terrain and reveals the stories behind them. DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2010


Coast: Peril from the Seas (SBS1)An exploration of Britain’s maritime stories. Nicholas Crane tells the tale of the Great Storm of 1703, which saw ships blown from British shores to Norway, while Ian McMillan discusses the fate of the hospital ship, Rohilla, which ran aground off Whitby in 1914. Tessa Dunlop reveals the dangers of working in the dockyards where naval warships were built in the 19th century, and Dick Strawbridge explains how the timings of the D-Day landings were determined by RAF weather forecasters.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


I’m A Stripper (SBS2) This documentary follows the lives of male strippers in the sexiest cities in North America – Montreal, Niagara Falls and Las Vegas. Each guy has been selected to create a dynamic perspective on the reality of making a living in the buff. This documentary will reveal questions such as: Is it about money? Is it a sexual turn-on? How did they get here? What do their families and friends think? Do they take their work home with them? How much do they make? Is it competitive on the floor trying to get private dances? What is life like away from the club? How do they size up a client? How do our straight boys feel about dancing for dudes? And the gay boys dancing for ladies?[Drug use/references, Sexual references/sex scenes]DOCUMENTARY | CANADA | ENGLISH


Secrets of the Superbrands: Food (ABC1)Alex Riley is on the trail of the global food and drink superbrands. He travels the globe to find out how they became the global giants they are today and why they outsell their nearest rivals.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2011


The Hollowmen (ABC2) In the midst of a national security crisis the Unit must also deal with a visit by a group of school students eager to learn about political life.COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2008 CAST Lachy Hulme, David James, Neil Melville, Rob Sitch, Merrick Watts


Notre Dame De Paris (SBS1) Less than two years after choreographer Roland Petit’s death, La Scala’s staging of the 1965 ballet, “Notre Dame de Paris”, gives the opportunity to re-examine what is considered one of his masterpieces. This Notre-Dame moves on from 19th-century ballet versions of Victor Hugo’s novel to tell a streamlined, rather less sentimental story. The score by Maurice Jarre is relentlessly dark and Yves Saint Laurent’s costumes range from simple, colourful tunics to Quasimodo’s grey cloak. Italian star Roberto Bolle is Quasimodo opposite Natalia Osipova, the former Bolshoi star’s Esmeralda, who performs gravity-defying leaps for which she is famous. (Arts/Ballet) ARTS AND CULTURE | ITALY | ENGLISH


Big Ideas: Peggy Glanville Hicks Annual Address: Genevieve Lacey

ABC News: The annual New Music Network – Peggy Glanville Hicks Address attracts some outstanding musicians & Genevieve Lacey is one of them. She’s an innovator & very prolific & she calls this address & performance ‘Learning to listen’. CURRENT AFFAIRS | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Bronzino: Restoring Genius (SBS1) A rediscovery of a master of Renaissance painting, whose reputation had become eclipsed by history. Bronzino was one of the leading painters of 16th century Florence, working for the Medicis. As well as being an insight into Bronzino’s portraits and allegorical works, this film showcases state-of-the-art procedures in art restoration, which bring forth new, vibrant pictures.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


A Season at the Juilliard School New York: Artist in the City (SBS1) The end of the school year is in sight. Students are busy rehearsing the final shows of the year, auditioning for the major companies, and giving concerts at prestigious venues. Raymond is preparing his end-of-studies solo and is also taking audition after audition. For Wallis, a mezzo-soprano, and John, a baritone, their time at Juilliard is already over, and their careers have been launched. Both are singing together on stage at the Theâtre du Châtelet in Paris in an opera by John Adams. The actors have started rehearsing the Shakespeare plays that they will be performing at the end of the year. Meanwhile, Mathis’ dream has come true – to play at the famous jazz club, the Blue Note. DOCUMENTARY | USA | ENGLISH


Treasures Decoded: The Gospel Of Jesus’ Wife (SBS1) The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife – A newly discovered artefact is potentially the most controversial ever found. This object is a lost gospel, a 1600-year-old scripture – eight lines of ancient Coptic script – which has the line “Jesus said, ‘my wife’.” It is the only existing piece of Christian literature ever to be found where Jesus talks about having a wife, a concept seen as deeply heretical by most Christians. A team of experts shed light on who wrote the gospel, where it came from, and whether or not it is truly genuine.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


Leopard Queen (SBS) Powerful. Deadly. Elusive. Manana is a wild leopard living in Londolozi Game Reserve in South Africa. She could kill a man with ease. Yet besides her sits JV, unarmed and unharmed no bars, no cage. She gently brushes past him, almost touching. Today she will allow him to join her as a hunter, a privilege rarely bestowed on fellow leopards, let alone a human. John Varty, wildlife cameraman, has a unique friendship with this wild cat and has gained access to the mysterious world of one of nature’s most enigmatic animals. With each day bringing a new battle for survival, experience Manana’s life of terror and triumph in Leopard Queen. (Nature)


The Story of the Jews: In The Beginning (SBS) In this landmark series, Simon Schama looks at the impact of the Jews and those moments when the Jewish experience – what Jews have thought and written, uttered, mourned and acclaimed – has changed the fate of the world. Travelling the globe from New York to Odessa, Berlin to Jerusalem, Schama tells ancient and modern stories that illuminate the passions and perplexities of the Jewish people today. Using the most recent revelations of archaeology, the series engages with Jewish art and architecture. The programme also looks at the challenge of modernity through the eyes and the words of Jewish women; poets and feminists, but also wives and mothers. (History)DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


The Art of Survival (SBS2) Four artistic adventurers compete in a gruelling contest to travel from Greece to Scotland using only their creative talents. Two cellists, an opera singer and a portrait painter are dropped into Athens with no money and no credit cards and a deadline to make their way across Europe to Edinburgh. By painting and performing, the four have just their art and inspiration to survive on, with the winners being the pair that make the most money throughout the trip.REALITY/REAL-LIFE/ELIMINATION/GAMESHOW | DENMARK | ENGLISH


The Witch Doctor Will See You Now: India: Cow Urine Cure (SBS2) Piers Gibbon sets about uncovering the science and secrets of non-Western health treatments. He’s joined by two volunteer patients as they experience a range of unusual treatments in a bid to find a cure to their illnesses. In this episode, Piers tests whether traditional Indian healing can cure ailments like migraines, tinnitus and eczema that Western medicine cannot. DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH


The Travel Bug (7Two)Kimberley Coast Adventure: Morgan hops on board a luxury cruise ship and heads into the wild and rugged Kimberley Coast where he explores everything from the ancient Aboriginal rock art, to unique wildlife and wonders of Mother Nature.TRAVEL | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2012


The Great Australian Doorstep: Eastern Canada/Fraser Island (7TWO)Sheree heads across to the far Eastern seaboard of Canada while Spida visits Fraser Island for some four-wheel-driving, showcasing one of the world’s most intriguing natural wonders.DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2013


Drug Bust (7TWO) Police come down hard on a gang and its sophisticated drug dealing network as part of a massive operation to get drugs off the South Auckland streets. Some intuitive police work on a routine car stop unveils a commercial marijuana growing set-up. Then, pot-smoking youths have some explaining to do when they are caught red-, or should we say green-, handed. CRIME | ENGLISH |


Cities of the Underworld: Barbarians’ Lair (7TWO)After the fall of the Roman Empire, Europe was plunged into chaos for centuries, with vicious carnage and rampant disease regularly raging through the streets. However, below the streets was another world designed to keep the people alive and the enemy guessing. Join host Don Wildman as he uncovers immense quarries of a secret society, Templar torture chambers and the tunnels of medieval ghost knights.HISTORICAL | USA | ENGLISH | 2008




The Bottom Line: Gabi Hollows (Nine) Alex Malley speaks with National Treasure Gabi Hollows about the privilege of being initiated into Aboriginal culture, her passion for the work of The Fred Hollows Foundation and her ongoing mission to eradicate avoidable blindness.TALK SHOW | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014 Watch latest episodes


The Garden Gurus (Nine) We work up the veggie at Trev’s place for autumn planting. Melissa’s garden is starting to evolve and we follow its progress, the trees have been grown by Wes and he showcases his favourites.LIFESTYLE/GARDENING | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Getaway (Nine) Big Brother stars Tim and Tahan take us on all the thrills and spills of Dreamworld and White Water World at the Gold Coast plus Catriona winds up her adventure through the US in the vibrant city of New Orleans. TRAVEL | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Postcards (GEM) Glen goes to Merricks General Store and looks at their new art gallery – he also stays at Orchard Keepers, Brodie finds some new Mornington Cafes, Shane tours Melbourne with Madeleine West from Fat Tony and Co and Lauren takes us to Uluru.TRAVEL | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Adelaide Fringe Tonight (GO) Join Paul McDermott as he presents the best of the 2014 Adelaide Fringe Festival including performances by Katie Noonan, The Umbilical Brothers, Joel Creasey and many more.COMEDY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Temporary Australians (ONE) Temporary Australians goes where many have never been, the motorcycle shows, rides, races and rallies. It talks to riders and finds out what makes them tick, shows the fun they have and how they handle the bad image.DOCUMENTARY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH


Pat Callinan’s 4×4 Adventures: Victorian High Country (ONE) Join Pat Callinan as he takes his trusty 4×4 and explores the most amazing, visually stunning places in Australia. In this episode, Pat gets into trouble on a steep and slippery Victorian mountain.LIFESTYLE/TRAVEL/HOLIDAY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH


Adventure Bound (ONE) Before Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee, Alby Mangels was and is the original Australian wild man and conservationist. Following uncharted paths, join Alby on his amazing non-stop quest for adventure.[Adult Themes or medical procedures]DOCUMENTARY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH


Megacities: Las Vegas (ONE) Megacities examines the infrastructure of some iconic locations around the world. It takes viewers beyond the monuments – and into the machinery – that is the true, living marvel of each mega city. DOCUMENTARY | USA | ENGLISH


What’s Up Down Under (10) A lifestyle television show that encourages people to travel Australia in recreational vehicles, stay at holiday parks and enjoy the local attractions of each area we visit.LIFESTYLE/TRAVEL/HOLIDAY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH


Bondi Vet (10) When it comes to animals, it is always best to expect the unexpected. On this special episode of Bondi Vet, we look back at some of the most embarrassing cases that Dr Chris and the team have ever faced.REALITY/REAL-LIFE/FLY-ON-THE-WALL | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH


Gardening Australia (ABC1) Costa lends a hand with a revegetation project on the banks of the Cooks River in Western Sydney and Jerry drops in on a couple who are growing a variety of produce in their rental garden using a range of inventive methods. LIFESTYLE/GARDENING | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Compass: Whatever Happened To The Charismatics? (ABC) Forty years ago a radical new religious movement erupted in Australia. But within 20 years it was over… So what happened to the Charismatics?DOCUMENTARY | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2013


Compass:  Joanna Lumley The Search For Noah’s Ark: Part 1 In this COMPASS two-part series, Joanna Lumley sets off on an epic journey over three continents to find the truth and origins of Noah’s Ark.


Richard Hammond Builds A Planet (ABC1) After gathering the basic ingredients, Richard sets out to discover how these ingredients come together to make a planet. DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2013


Alex: A Life Fast Forward (ABC2) Alex Lewis is an endearing 21 year old, who’s spent over 3 years undergoing intensive treatment for bone cancer and has now run out of options. This is not about his treatment or condition, but about the true value of life.[Coarse language]DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH | 2012


Easter Island: Mysteries of a Lost World (SBS) The Easter Island civilisation which came and went has become an example of “ecocide” – its demise a parable for our own globally warmed era. But Dr Jago Cooper believes this is a disastrous mis-reading of what happened on Easter Island. He believes new archaeological evidence shows the civilisation which flourished here was ingenious, advanced, and expertly attuned to its difficult environment. He believes the demise of Easter Island’s civilisation is more complicated than the popular narrative of ecological collapse suggests. In this documentary, Dr Cooper presents a new history of one of the world’s most enigmatic, and controversial civilisations, from birth to death. DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


Who Do You Think You Are?:  Stephen Fry (SBS) Stephen Fry seems as English as tweed, silver toast racks and the London black cab he can be seen driving around the streets of the capital. One might expect his family history to reflect this: a quintessentially English story of a comfortable middle or upper-middle class family. Yet the reality was somewhat different. Stephen goes on a very emotional journey that leads him to Eastern Europe and ultimately to Auschwitz.DOCUMENTARY | UK | ENGLISH


The Vikings (SBS) Neil Oliver goes in search of the truth about the Vikings beyond the legend of a band of blood-thirsty pirates raiding the peaceful monasteries of Christendom. In the first episode, Neil heads for Scandinavia and discovers the mysterious world of the Vikings’ prehistoric ancestors. The remains of weapon-filled war boats, long-haired Bronze Age farmers, and a Swedish site of a royal palace and gruesome pagan ritual conjure up an ancient past from which the Viking Age was to suddenly erupt. DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 1958


Escape to the Country: Argyll and Bute: Jonnie Irwin is in Argyll and Bute, helping a couple with a budget of 500,000 pounds find their forever rural home after 25 years on the move. There are some stunning loch-side period properties on offer and Jonnie braves the chilly waters of Loch Lethin to go wild swimming.


Fat Tony & Co (Nine)[Drug use/references, Coarse language, Sexual references/sex scenes, Violence] CRIME | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2014


Collectors (ABC1)Canberra shines with incredible collections of Australian children’s books, historic keyboards and Ballets Russes costumes, which is a fine contrast to David Whyte’s trade tools and Jake Smith’s royal menus.LIFESTYLE/LEISURE | AUSTRALIA | ENGLISH | 2011


Backyard Science (ABC1) No Bunsen burners or laboratories here, this is science for everybody, anywhere. Wherever the kids want to take it; in the garden, in the kitchen or in the shed, this is science BY kids FOR kids!CHILDREN | ENGLISH | 2003


Weird Science (ABC1) Take a sideways look at the experiments designed to explain the weird science behind everyday phenomena.SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY | ENGLISH | 2005


Inside Science (ABC1) A wide-ranging and engaging science series looking at themes including micro-organisms, solar power and forensic analysis.DOCUMENTARY | ENGLISH | 2010

The Warehouse Comedy Festival (ABC2)

Portlandia (ABC2 USA comedy 2013)

Big Ideas (ABC News 24 current affairs 2013) ‘Slacktivism’ coined by Malcolm Gladwell, 2010, in The New Yorker. This WOMadelaide Planet Talks panel represents the spectrum from Slack to Act – with Bernie Hobbs, Anna Rose, Tim Levison and Miranda Gibson. Where do you fall?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (7 USA comedy 2012)

Sunrise (7 news) Wake up to a better breakfast with Samantha Armytage and David Koch for all the latest news, sport and weather.

The Morning Show (7 variety) Join Larry Emdur and Kylie Gillies each morning for a variety of segments on the latest news, entertainment and other hot topics.

Beautiful Homes & Great Estates (7Two Lifestyle)

Heartbeat of the Coral Coast (7Two Lifestyle 1989) An entertaining and unique look at the fascinating Queensland coast from Brisbane to Port Douglas with Tony Gordon and Darren McDonald.

Leyland Brothers’ World (7Two travel) Mike and Mal visit Moree and the famous mud rally before heading to Queensland to take a look at the dying art of bullock team driving.

Home And Away (7Two Soap Opera 1992)

The Chaser’s War on Everything (7mate variety 2008)

Unsolved Mysteries (entertainment) Was Superman actor George Reeves murdered or was it suicide? Then, the ghosts of a couple haunt a hotel.

Pimp My Ride 1986 Buick Century/1957 Panel Truck (REPEAT) 5am – 6am 7mate Yesterday Xzibit turns an audiophiles world upside down when he installs the world’s largest subwoofer into an ’86 Buick Century. REALITY/REAL-LIFE/SELF-IMPROVEMENT/MAKE-OVER | USA | ENGLISH | 2005

Friends (sitcom 2001)

Wake Up (Ten news) Wake up to what’s happening around Australia and around the world. Tarsh and Matho host the show live from Manly Beach while Nuala Hafner presents your local news.

Studio 10 (Ten talk show) Join a smart and fun conversation every morning with Ita Buttrose, Jessica Rowe, Joe Hildebrand and Sarah Harris. The hot topics are debated in front of a live studio audience.

Studio 10 You (Ten talk show)Join a smart and fun conversation every morning with Ita Buttrose, Jessica Rowe, Joe Hildebrand and Sarah Harris. The hot topics are debated in front of a live studio audience.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frasier (sitcom)

Happy Days (sitcom)

Tough Times Never Last Channel 31 An interview program that features guests who have battled adversity throughout their lives. Through their stories of personal struggles, Tough Times inspires and demonstrates that tough times never last, but tough people do.

Art in Residence Channel 31 A program for artists and viewers to see how dynamic and alive the art culture is in the hills of the Dandenong’s and surrounds.

Sacred Spaces Channel 31 celebration of the wonderfully varied architecture in Melbourne and regional Victoria.

Late Show with David Letterman

James May’s Toy Stories (uk doco) Richard Hammond: Engineering Connections Space Shuttle

MythBusters Top 25 Special

Rose Against the Odds (drama mini series 3 parts) The True life-story of Aboriginal boxer Lionel Rose-from his heyday in the late 1960s as World Bantamweight Champion to his later struggles as an alcoholic thief.

Homes Under the Hammer (uk lifestyle)

Beverly Hills 90210 (drama)



The King of Queens

Laverne & Shirley (comedy)

Happy Days (sitcom)

The Brady Bunch

Futurama (animation)

The Simpsons

The Cleveland Show

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Puberty Blues (drama)

Frozen Planet (uk doco 2012)

Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (USA doco)

How Earth Made Us (UK doco 2009) Deep Earth

The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (ABC2)

Skippy (Australian drama 1972)

The Project (Ten news) Join Charlie, Carrie, Sam Mac and Sam Johnson on New Years Day as they take a look at Osage Country a five-time winning broadway play. Myf sits down with the cast including Julia Roberts and Ewan McGregor.

Thunderbirds (uk action 1972)

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Cartoon 2010)

Freemasons: The Inside Story (C31 religion) An inside look into everything Freemasonry. Featuring information about the Freemasons, the lodges, symbolism and profiles famous Freemasons.

Master Class in Oils (C31 arts & culture) Art instructor Ken Harris teaches viewers how to paint your own oil-painting with step-by-step easy to follow instructions.

Art Studio (C31 arts & culture) Presented by Wayne Clements, learn the basic techniques of painting.

How Earth Made Us Deep Earth (uk doco 2009)

The Wonder Years

Michael Palin’s Brazil (uk doco 2012)

Australian Story

Horrible Histories (uk comedy 2011) Based on the bestselling books by Terry Deary, this series takes a comic look at some of the most fascinating events and characters from history. Funny, entertaining and ultimately memorable.

Global Village (doco)

The Dales With Ade Edmondson


Two Greedy Italians… Still Hungry (SBS1 UK LIFESTYLE/COOKING/FOOD/WINE)

Around The Campfire (NiTV doco)

First Citizen: Albert Namatjira (NiTV doco) Explores the great talent which enabled the Arrernte people to become the first to adopt the painting techniques and modes of expression of culture which were in direct contrast to his own.

The Daily Edition (7 current affairs) Join the team daily for all of the hottest issues in news and entertainment: Cast: Sally Obermeder, Kris Smith, Monique Wright, Tom Williams, Sally Obermeder, Kris Smith, Monique Wright, Tom Williams

The Dr. Oz Show (7 lifestyle & health) Get answers to your health questions from Dr Oz and other leading doctors, hospitals, associations and authors.

In the Footsteps of the Pharaohs (doco) Take a journey through Egypt, visiting remainders of the country’s prolific ancient civilisation.

Sailing the Greek Islands (travel) The voyage of four Australians and a Greek skipper in a 38 foot yacht, beginning their journey in Aegina and ending in Hydra.

Sons and Daughters (Australian drama)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (talk show) Join Ellen as she hosts a unique mix of celebrity interviews, musical performances and audience participation games.

Getaway (Australia travel) The World From the Air:  An amazing aerial tour of some of the world’s most spectacular sights, including Rome, London, and Barcelona, plus ballooning over the unique cave houses of Cappadocia in Turkey and a chopper flight over the Canadian Rockies.

Dr Phil (talk show) Join Dr Phil McGraw as he takes aim at the critical issues of our time, including bullying, drug abuse, domestic violence, depression, child abuse, suicide and other various forms of severe mental illness.

The Doctors (talk show) Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering viewers’ questions.

Huey’s Kitchen (lifestyle cooking food wine) Travelling around some of the most picturesque regions of both Australia and overseas, Huey presents simple yet special recipes that are easy to recreate.

The Shak (2008) After three years of hanging out in a cubbyhouse, Curio, Nitro and Picasso have moved onwards and upwards into their own share house. Curio is the science boffin; Nitro, the energetic sports fanatic and environment advocate; and Picasso, the creative popular-culture vulture.

Two and a Half Men (sitcom)

Late Show with David Letterman (variety) Join the king of late night television, David Letterman, with special guests, his famous Top Ten and lots more. Guests include: Emma Thompson, singer Josh Groban, talk show host Andy Cohen and musical guest Nick Lowe.

Harry’s Practice Join Dr Harry Cooper and Dr Katrina Warren for everything you need to know about animals.

The Moaning of Life (uk doco) Karl Pilkington is embarking on more travels around the globe and this time he’s on a journey of self-discovery too.

  ………………..Deadly 60 — Tropfest — Babies Behind Bars — Bad Education — — The Jungle Book — Jibber Jabber — Fleabag Monkeyface — Wolverine and the X-Men — Young Dracula — Detentionaire — Horrible Histories — Star Wars: The Clone Wars — Dance Academy — Australian Story — Inspector Rex — Global Village — The Dales With Ade Edmondson — David Suchet: In the Footsteps of St Paul — World War II: The Last Heroes — Kakadu Man — Welcome To Wapos Bay — Yarramundi Kids — The Daily Edition — The Chase — Seven News at 4 — Deal Or No Deal — Million Dollar Minute — Seven News — Today Tonight — Better Homes and Gardens Summer — James Spader’s The Blacklist — That ’70s Show — Town with Nicholas Crane — Bargain Hunt — Seven News at 7 — Motorway Patrol — Seinfeld — Mythbusters — Scrap It TV — Food 4 Life — Nine News — A Current Affair — The Big Bang Theory — Domestic Blitz — The Bottom Line — Hot Property — The People’s Court — Antiques Roadshow — The Bachelor — Python Hunters — Lumberjacks — The Biggest Loser — M*A*S*H — Get Smart — Cops — Cops: Adults Only — KFC T20 Big Bash League — The Doctors — Megafactories — Come Date With Me — Judge Judy — Entertainment Tonight — Huey’s Kitchen — The Bold and the Beautiful — TEN Eyewitness News — Star Trek: The Next Generation — Frasier — Becker —  Couch Time — The King of Queens — Laverne & Shirley — Happy Days — The Brady Bunch –Beverly Hills 90210 — Everybody Loves Raymond — Glee — Wonderland — Britain & Ireland’s Next Top Model — Mobbed — The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson — Vasili’s Garden to Kitchen — Festival of Ideas 2013 — Inspector Montalbano: August Flame — Outback o’ Bourke — Saturday Disney — Wizards of Waverly Place — Weekend Today – Saturday — Weekend Sunrise — The Morning Show — Aussie Millions Poker — Dangerous Drives — World Series Sprintcars — Late Show with David Letterman — H2O: Just Add Water — Vic the Viking — Me and My Monsters — The Loop — Sacred Spaces — Midsomer Murders — rage goes Retro — Babar and the Adventures of Badou — Video Killed the Radio Star (  ) Extended Play: Billy Joel — 40 Year Old Virgins (2013) Documentary — Bondi Hipsters — Funny As (  ) Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow — The Alternative Comedy Experience — Erky Perky –Tracey McBean — A Gurl’s Wurld — Officially Amazing — You’re Skitting Me — Foreign Correspondent — Good Morning America — Great Southern Land (  )Living On The Edge Final — Tim Marlow’s Virtual Gallery — Jean-Michel Basquiat –Who Do You Think You Are? — SlideShow — The Dr. Oz Show (  ) Curvy Girl’s Guide To Being Fit And Fabulous — New Zealand on a Plate  — Highway Patrol — Great South East — Creek to Coast — Queensland Weekender — Sydney Weekender — Shannons Supercar Showdown — Xtreme 4×4 (  )Military 6×6 Bobbed Deuce Part II — Muscle Car (  )Machine Shop And Shift Kit — Fishing Edge — Escape with ET — Bears on the Brink — Ready Steady Cook — It’s a Lifestyle TV — A Taste of Travel — My Garage Rules (C31) — Your 4×4 (C31) — Rev Heds — Father Brown — American Ninja Warrior — Bare-Faced Cheek — RuPaul’s Drag Race — Shorts on Screen — Mythbusters — Horsepower TV — Seinfeld — Coastwatch — SCU: Serious Crash Unit — Kidslife (4ME) — Unlocking Life (4ME) — Southland — Trick My Truck — Safe Breakers — Law & Order: S.V.U. — Blokesworld — Last Man Standing — Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway — In Plain Sight — That’s Fishing (C31) — YouFish TV (C31) —  — Regional Italian Cuisine (C31) —  48 Hours — Ross Kemp: Middle East

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